The Prophet Blog

bwahahahaha! this bitch!
dead @ the cow mooooing!

it’s funny seeing that Glee music EP won over Bionic:D

lmao at her most popular sites. this is brilliant.

so boring i felt asleep during the video lol

NECKI MENJI show is much much better than this shit

This was not funny. I love me some Christina spoofs. I get the idea…but it was blatantly executed. This shit was basic. Next.

LOL… I’m a stan but Xtina is such a character that seeing these kind of things is just funny because you can just imagine her saying that shit. Having said that even as an Xtina stan I just take it as a joke the sad thing is the Gaga stans who take it so fuckin serious lmfaooo Like we’re all 13 or something… oh, most of them are.
I had to LOL at the bit when she went up to Rihanna, Nicki, Ke$ha and Katy because in real life Christina probably doesn’t even rate them enough to wanna say hello.

P.S Can’t wait for Xtina to drop this new album!!! We need some great vocals and Xtina and JoJo are the only ones that look like they’re gonna deliver and JoJo is on permanent lock down so… It’s all on Xtina.

The funny thing is that they had to put cow sounds over it when in real life there’s a Gaga clip floating around youtube of her really sounding like a donkey with a red hot poker up it’s ass lol

fuckin hilarity! genius hilarity!

Dude needs some lessons from G2BR…shade was weak generic and unfunny. get it together gays

I loved the jokes. im not a stand im not a troll. i just like her.

there’s the thing we LOVED genie, what a girl wants, turn to you, come on over, then she goes that’s a shitty records, she made us to thinks indeed those are shitty records.

she then records stripped hyped it up and we loved it, this time we were alloud to do love them.

she did back to basic critics like it she adored it she made us love it stucking it down our throats, it was okay until amy did back to black…

she does keeps gettin’ better – who in the hell set off linda perry to make *dance* music, where is orbit, mirwais, stuart??? why christina why??

she at leat take m.ia. she did shitty, why dropped goldfrapp, and who are all of those left??? bionic flop flop flop, thanks to her stupid rant *i dont have nothing to prove ive been around for a decade now* NOT you were 4 years out of ten.

she went on for a silly film she belt high but that was IT, not even cher did good.

facts; she lost her aestethics she is fat, very FAT, diminish sing along in a ten secs stop with adama levine??? ewk…

miss aguilera, get thin again, write clever hooky ready to sing alone lyrics, belt them but mustly better sing them, be half bitchy you are, hire creative videoclip director, do like rihanna make videos for half the album, 2 o 3 out of 7 will be a hit, at least.

shoot a album cover different from a face shoot, apart from stripped all have been face shoots. boring….

dressed in high fashion, get a nanny for that little monster of yours. get another man not that *i wanna be famous, i am assitant director* boytoy

work your ass of, doing promo, visit radio stations, give interviews, used your twitter for real, get the fuck out the voice, britney x factor ratings will make u cry.

travel the world, hollywood aint life enough to live for 4years hiatus ¨thats what u been doing. not working

and finnaly find a way to be sexy, provocative, innovating, appealing, likeable yet bitchy. you were supposed to be the voice of the generation, you kinda of losing that game.

i still love you, just get back on top, give uf something to brag abut, im fucking done of deffending your lazy ass.

KEEP THIS VIDEOS COMING!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING SINCE MR.BEAN~!!!