Watch Christina Aguilera be her own biggest fan in new interview

Who cares about Beyonce’s comeback or Britney’s new perfume when there’s a new Christina Aguilera interview to watch? Whether you’re laughing with her or at her, the Lotus Queen is the baddest bitch in the game right now, and everything she does is way more interesting and amazing than what your fave is doing (peeing in a trash can, for example).

In a just released interview to promote her iconic new single “Your Body”, Godtina proves that she truly is her own biggest fan in a defining two-and-a-half minute rant about her powerhouse voice and musical masterpiece Bionic.

Here are the cliff notes.

  • Aggie would only work with Max Martin if she could use her stunning pipes, unlike Martin’s other vocally-challenged clients.
  • She’s a daring risk taker.
  • Bionic is an experimental record produced by underground musicians that will surpass its time and is only truly understood by “music people”.
  • She sings so she can inspire the next generation of great vocalists in the same way Whitney and Etta inspired her.
  • The first thing you hear on Lotus are vocals.

Aggie may be a delusional narcissistic egomaniacal diva , but at least she’s a delusional narcissistic egomaniacal diva who’s still putting out good music. Mariah Carey on the other hand… Gurl. Let’s not go there honey boo boo child!

[Via @ElderBatty]

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  • http://twitter.com/MyTrainIsOff Katrina

    She’s so in love with herself, it’s hysterical!

  • poison tongue

    With that hair, makeup, nails, clothes, bloated face, and saggy tits all I want her to do is sing: “Poor Unfortunate Souls.” I am sorry! I rarely give two shits about musicians and their “image,” but I already find her obese ego off putting enough, now I can’t even look at her. This woman needs something to bring her cockiness down a notch, or 100 notches… fuck her!

  • GawJuss

    Gurl! I’m not here for your shit! She’s the one who started all this mess first. And I think I have right to hate a person with nasty attitude.
    You’re acting like we’re all pressed over her success and only dare to open our mouths to bash her when she flops? No! She’s actually one of the easiest chicks to be beaten in the game who doesn’t know how to spell the word humble. When was the last time she topped the chart as a lead act? Wasn’t it more than a decade ago?

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    ALL I WANNA DO IS FLOP YOUR BODY OHHH OHH OHH OHHHH OHH OHHH!!! TONIGHT IS MY LUCKY NIGHT FOR GETTING A TOP 70 HIT OHHH OHHH OHH OHHH OHH!!! I AM BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY, THIS FAT WON’T BRING ME DOWN. SO ORDER ME SOME BIG MAC AND TACO BELLS TODAY~

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    REPRESENTING CHRSITINA AGUILERA – THE WAILING-OFF-KEY VOICE OF OUR GENERATION NEW ALBUM: LOTUS A.K.A BIONIC 2.0, WITH HER LEAD SINGLE THAT HAS SO MANY NAMES: YOUR BACON, FLOP BODY, YOUR BIGMAC, BACON BODY, PORK BODY, ETC. THE LEAD SINGLE HAS ALREADY SHOWN HOW MUCH CHRISTINA’S FANS BASE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD, BY DEBUTING ON #34 AND FALLING ONLY A FEW PLACES TO #64 THE FOLLOWING WEEK, DUE TO HER LACK OF PROMOTION ALTHOUGH HER FAT ASS OFTEN BLOCKING THE WHOLE SCREEN DURING THE VOICE AIRING. ACCORDING TO THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GENRE BENDER, THE SONG IS SO DEEP AND VERY MEANINGFUL TO HER, AND AT TIMES SHE HAD TO STOP DURING RECORDING SESSION BECAUSE THE LYRICS OF THE SONG IS VERY PERSONAL, VERY DEEP, AND VERY CLOSE TO HER ESPECIALLY THE “OHH OHHH OHHH OHH” PART. THE LEGENDARY DRAG QUEEN WANNABE ALSO STATED THAT THIS SONG IS AHEAD OF ITS TIME, VERY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT YOU HEAR ON THE RADIO ALTHOUGH IT SOUNDED LIKE A COMPLETE SHITTER VERSION OF WHAT EVERYTHING IS ON THE RADIO NOW. TO FURTHER CEMENTED HER STATUS AS THE VOICE OF OUR GENERATION (OUR GENERATION REFERS TO THE TONE DEAF GENERATION), THE SONG IS PRODUCED BY MAX MARTIN, THE WORLD REKNOWN HITMAKER DESPITE THE FACT THAT LEGENDTINA KEEP PRESSING THE FACT THAT SHE WILL NOT BE GENERIC JUST TO GET A HIT. SHE IS NOW ALSO THE SPOKE PERSON AND FULL TIME MODEL FOR MC DONALD AND TACO BELLS. YEAP, IT SEEMS LIKE CHRISTINA WILL BE ALL AROUND AND ALL ROUND LIKE SHE NEVER LEFT, FOLLOWING HER GLORIOUS MOMENT DURING THE BIONIC ERA.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Except that she isn’t saying that SHE’S amazing, she’s defending her work which shows she has more backbone than the other bitches who just act like a flop album didn’t exist.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    The difference is that even though she may have Blunders Christina still has the voice to pull of an amazing live performance and doesn’t just decide to mime every performance… the last Mariah performance I was sure was live and blew me away was the Grammy’s in 2005.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    and Sia, and ladytron and MIA and Peaches… stay mad.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    where did sia have a hit… in Australia??? That’s fine but most other places she was relatively unknown and MIA may not be underground but she’s definitely not mainstream.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    “no one likes a cold hearted bitch” < Coming from someone who spends all day spewing hate online… ok.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    And yet she does tons for charity and doesn’t turn it into a marketing tool for self gain…

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Just wanted to see how beautiful you must be to be constantly attempting to hate on other peoples appearances… unfortunately your nasty attitude matches your appearance… If you were a nice person I would never even say that but you are a BITCH so…

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    I never said she doesn’t sometimes have bad performances but that is called TECHNIQUE, TALENT is the basic natural tool that she has. I would rather listen to a concert of Christina screaming than Katy or Rihanna screeching.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Coming back? This is a Christina POST… you’re the one who keeps coming back with your pussy negativity… go fuck your mum.

  • alex47
  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    I’ve got to give the Proph some credit here … Way to capitalize off of the Christina posts!! 250 comments on the ‘Your Body’ video… Now 150 on the interview! Get them views guurrrrrll!

    Now, I’m not even gonna touch the Christina is or isn’t a cocky diva bitch battle on here at the moment … I’m gonna just sit back and read all these pressed comments and laugh my ass off…

    Is her career a flop? Please bitches … Get a life.
    Is ‘Lotus’ gonna flop… Well, probably. That doesn’t make ‘Your Body’ any less fucking fun though.
    Is she obese? You people saying that are just pathetic human beings. Christina may be many things that drive me insane sometimes … But THE ONE thing I have always admired about her is her ability to embrace whatever it is that is sexy to her at any given time. She couldn’t give two shits that you pathetic trolls find her “Fat” or “Obese”…

    Now for the love of God and

  • Rajah McCulley

    I see somebody took a page from thatgrapejuice.com and is going for bigger comments by doing for a Mimi vs. Xtina angle. We see you…

  • Rajah McCulley

    Luke, first off all that Grammy performance was in 2006 and maybe if you took your head out of Christina’s ass and actually watched some Mariah performances you would know better.. She slayed her live performances while she was pregnant. Christmas in Washington for the President. All live. Pure slayage. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Q-2tPFyaY.
    Keep stanning for Chrissy and her every 7 year album release.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    I wasn’t talking about that performance… I was talking about the one she did in 2005(6?) …

    My head isn’t up Christina’s ass, I was a Mariah fan before a Christina fan… don’t blame me that she mimes 90% of her performances and is afraid to try anything new creatively at the moment… unlike Christina, If Mariah did do either of those things I’d be happy.

  • kim

    get.. a.. fucking.. life… you pathetic loser.

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    why don’t you get one?