Ladies and gentleman, please have a towel and some wet wipes ready to mop up the excess bodily fluids that are about to erupt from your body in the wake of TVXQ‘s impending comeback.
Brace yourselves for multiple orgasms, because the Kings of K-Pop have confirmed that they’ll be back on September 24th with their newest album, Catch Me.
A steamy teaser image of oppa Yunho blindfolded has already been released online ahead of the duo’s comeback. While it’s still too early to tell exactly what the mysterious picture means, netizens are speculating that it was taken during some kind of kinky sex act between Yunho and myself.
There’s also talk that come September 24th, all music will cease to exist except for TVXQ, as every artist in the world will start working at McDonalds due to the severe wig snatching slayage that Yunho and Max’s return will cause.
While we all wait for “Catch Me” to define our very existence, let’s all touch ourselves together to the following performance of “Before U Go”.