TOP 15 WORST SONGS OF THE DECADE!
You can’t cap off the end of a decade without laughing at the worst songs to pollute the airwaves, so here’s my official list of the top 15 worst songs of the decade.
Now before the stans throw a hissy fit just remember that this is all in good fun so try to stay calm if your fave was mentioned. Trust me, some of mine made the list!
15. Leona Lewis – Happy
What’s the best way to follow-up a mega smash like “Bleeding Love”? Fucked if I know, but it’s certainly not letting the same producer give you a z-grade version of the song that made you famous in the first place.
As much as I love Leona Lewis I still think that the song is a boring mediocre stinker that should’ve stayed on Tedders cutting room floor.
14. Michelle McManus – All This Time
The Idol winners song is usually guaranteed to be a cheesy mess, but Michelle McManus really takes the cake with her single “All This Time”.
Just like fellow Brit Le-Lew, Mish-Mac shot to fame after winning a popular talent show, but unlike Leona Michelle was accused of taking home the title off the back of a sympathy vote, which was later proven to be true when the general public failed to buy any of her music once the show wrapped up and she was dropped after releasing only two singles.
13. Girlicious – Stupid Shit
In the appropriately titled “Stupid Shit” reality TV rejects Girlicious sing about having sex and causing trouble, which is an exciting subject but Girlicious somehow manage to make it sound about as appealing as getting a pap smear.
The vapid foursome drive the point home in the accompanying music video which can only be described as low-budget porno for tweens, but it’s real target market are the kids fathers who probably masturbate to the clip on mute while their wives and children are asleep.
12. Cascada – Every song they’ve ever released
It was hard to choose exactly which one of Cascada’s high-NRG turds to put on this list because they’re all so bloody God awful, so I thought why not include them all?
I mean all their songs use the exact same structure. It starts off with the groups front woman Natalie Horler singing some vomitous song almost accapella without a hint of soul or personality to her voice, before the same old headache inducing monotonous techno beat kicks in for the chorus.
The only time the German euro-dance abomination ever changed their sound was when they blatantly ripped off Lady GaGa’s “Just Dance” for their latest single “Evacuate The Dancefloor”, which is exactly what I do whenever one of their songs comes on at the club.
11. Heidi Montag – Higher
I have a strange obsession with Heidi Montag’s music and I admit that The Hills bimbo has a quite a few plays on my iPod, but not even I can get through “Higher” without wanting to stick a knife into my eardrums.
Even worse than the song is it’s music video which shows Heidi resembling an autotuned lollipop in a pink bikini parading around on the beach in a less sexy version of the Pam & Tommy Lee sex tape.
To cap off the catastrophic clip Heidi stares seductively into the camera and coos “Am I Dreaming?”. Bitch this is no dream, it’s a fucking nightmare!
10. Nicole Scherzinger – Baby Love
Nicole Scherzinger showed everyone exactly why her solo album was permanently shelved with her second single “Baby Love”. The song peaked at an impressive #108 on the Billboard charts, which if you ask me is far too high.
How exactly Flopzinger thought that her nasal singing over the most boring beat of will.i.am’s career was going to save her solo career I’ll never know. The song also possessed some of the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard in my life, with my favourite line being “You make me so crazy, it’s crazy, oh baby”. Genius.
It’s not all bad though, because a remixed version of the song managed to get placed as a bonus track on the French edition of the Pussycat Dolls sophomore album Dull Dumbination.
*blank stare*
NEXT!
9. Mika – Grace Kelly
What’s worse than a Z-grade Freddie Mercury impersonator shrieking incessantly for over 3 minutes?
Nothing!
8. Simple Plan – Perfect
“Sorry I can’t be peeeeeerfect” whines Simple Plan frontman Pierre Bouvier on the bands obnoxious pop-punk power ballad “Perfect”.
The apology is appreciated, but I’d prefer if the band were a little more specific.
How about “Sorry I can’t write a good song”, “Sorry I can’t sing in tune”, or “Sorry I nearly made you throw up after shoving my abysmal music down your throat”?
7. Aaron Carter – Not Too Young, Not Too Old.
If it wasn’t bad enough knowing that Aaron Carter once had a successful music career just throw in the fact he was actually a rapper and you’ll be reaching for the Valium and Jack Daniels in no time.
It was hard for me to choose which one of Aaron’s stunning classics to include on this list, but I decided on ‘Not Too Young Not Too Old’ simply for the fact that it features his older brother Nick dressed in an over-sized baseball jersey saying “This is how we roll”.
Gangsta!
6. Jacki O – Pussy (Real Good)
Who would’ve thought that Khia could inspire her own legion of copycats? Well she did, with the most noticeable being Jacki-O and her uber-flop ‘Pussy (Real Good)’.
The song was released to BET & VH1 under the censored title of ‘Nookie’, but you can’t ignore the iconic lines from the dirty edit like “She my best friend, she keeps it real, I love my pussy, pussy pay my bills”.
That line was later brought to life when Jackie confirmed last year that she had to sleep with the head of her label in order to get paid her advance money of ten grand.
5. Mariah Carey – Bye Bye
Why a world class diva like Mariah Carey felt the need to re-use a worn out old Stargate beat in a desperate attempt to recreate her biggest hit “One Sweet Day” is beyond me, but she did, and the results were cringe worthy to say the least.
The video didn’t help matters either, which was about as bland and uninspiring as the song itself.
4. Beyonce – Ring The Alarm
Beyonce is usually pretty spot on when it comes to her singles she’s delivered some of the best songs of the decade, but she also created one of the worst with “Ring The Alarm”.
The audible nightmare sounds like a crazed homeless man broke into somebody’s house and the alarm went off so they stormed into the kitchen and started throwing and kicking all the pots and pans around whilst screaming at the top of their lungs in a violent rabid crystal meth induced frenzy.
You couldn’t give “Ring The Alarm” away if you tried. Trust me I know because I gave B’Day away to two Bangladeshi sisters I used to work with and they gave it back to me the next day!
3. Girls Aloud vs Sugababes – Walk This Way
You’d think that Britians two biggest girl groups coming together would be pretty epic right? Well it wasn’t, and instead of pop perfection we got a musical miscarriage when Girls Aloud and the Sugababes decided to gang rape and mutilate one of the most ground-breaking and iconic songs ever made, “Walk This Way” by Run DMC and Aerosmith.
The song was supposed to be a “charity” single to, but it probably would’ve been better used as a way to torture prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.
2. James Blunt – You’re Beautiful
Honestly who the hell didn’t hate this song when it came out? Who didn’t sit there bewildered and confused wondering why it was being played on the radio every 5 seconds? Who didn’t feel their blood boiling as they imagined reaching into the television and choking the life out of James blcunt as he stood on that freezing cliff warbling “You’re beautiful, you’re beautiful”?
James’ other single “Goodbye My Lover” also gets an honourable mention as one of the worst songs of the decade. Actually if James Blunt so much as yawns you can go ahead and add it to the list to.
1. Jessica Simpson – Angels
Out of all the classics Jessica Simpson has butchered over the years her cover of Robbie Williams hit “Angels” is by far the worst.
Jess has always been known for over-singing her songs, but “Angels” takes the cake as she tries to make up her mind between seductive cooing and glass shattering screeching and wailing that’s so high-pitched and loud that even a deaf person could hear it from a mile away.
To add insult to injury Jessica’s manager/father Joe was famously quoted as saying that Angels would be the song to win his daughter a Grammy, when in reality all it did was score her a lowly #106 on the Billboard charts and signify the beginning of the end of her career.
lmao!! I actually hate Ring The Alarm too! I thought you was gonna put Video Phone up there for Beyonce!
I completely disagree with james Blunt!!! Go jump off a bridge for that one proph lol. But i agree with everything else! All these songs are terrible lol
I considerd Video Phone but had to go with Ring The Alarm lol coz even tho video phone is trash its still listenable. Ring The Alarm is so unpleasant to hear!
R u serious Proph, I must have bad taste cos 4 of those songs I loved.
As much as I love Leona Lewis I still think that the song is a boring mediocre stinker
LMAO.
I’m loving these best/worst posts and I agree about Happy, it’s awful.
The only one I’d disagree with is Cascada. I’m not familiar with their earlier stuff, but Dangerous and Evacuate The Dancefloor I like, especially some of the remixes.
P.S. You should do a top 10 best/worst videos lol
LMFAO at CASCADA.
however I don’t think that Bye Bye was the worst MC song. I actually enjoyed that one.
stupid shit and its video definitely deserves to be on this list. haha
Haha I kinda wanna do my fave song list but i dont know… I’ll think about it!
I thought about worst video to but I’d just be rehashing a lot that were in this list!
Aw, I love more than half of the songs mentioned HAHA
ok i love happy…cmon, there are worse songs out there than happy…it was not the best single choice but it definately was not one of the worst….
And mika??? i love him and that song…dnt judge me…
oh no you did not put james blunt here..now i am comming over to australia to cause a scene..lol..
i dnt agree with ring the alarm..i kinda liked it…agree on video phone and that other one where she sing, “come sit on my lap”…blah blah…
anyways, the rest i cosign on this list!!! ohhhh but how can u forget paris hilton?????
Haha Paris deserves to be on the best of list!
And yeah there are definitely worse songs than Happy, I went through so many bad ones, but it’s easy to find those shitty songs that nobody even knows. I wanted to put big artists in here that had let people down
omg…ring the alarm is my best beyonce song… :/
also, i love youre beautiful, walk this way, bye bye, GRACE KELLY(mika’s fav too), baby love and finally HAPPY, i dont find it boring at all…i caugh myself singing the lyrics alot this year, its pretty positive song and it takes you away…come on proph!!
ok missed cascada..now i am looking for blood..evacute the dance floor is my jam…how can u like just dance by gaga and diss excuate the dance floor??
aw proph bye bye was a deep
song for me and my famm
cuzz itt came outt at tha
same time my gpa passed away
from cancer =[ itt really means alot
to people that have actually lost somebody
to say itts not inspirational is kinda
fukd up.
thats tha only song on tha list
ima hav to dissagree with….=/
Haha Paris deserves to be on the best of list!
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now i seriously question your music sense…ha ha!!!
WHAAAAAAATTTTT????
Pussy is amazing song!
You’re so ridiculous Proph! You’re shitting all over Nikki Flopzinger’s lyrics and listening to Khia at the same time!
I’ll quote few lines from only ONE song of hers:
Let my juices just flow off your lips
Girl plays on the dick, pussy in a knot, rollin with my hips
…..
Pop a pill, drink a little liquor, that’s when I’m the best
…..
Imma take my time, make sure that I please you
Both titties in your mouth, baby let me breast-feed you
…..
You like the way my pussy smell? You got me so wet
Dick growing in my pussy and I like that
…..
And Imma gonna make sure you never wanna go home
Cuz Imma blow on your dick like a saxophone
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And she isn’t even on list?
Proph, you’re crazy! I love you LMAO
Higher by Heidi Montag is the worst song on the list, u should have put it a number one.
Stupid shit is cool in some way I dunno, but rofl at Cascada. saying that same thing for months now…!
KHIA IS THE BEST!!!!! HAHA! How can u hate on Khia but love Jacki Pussy which is a total copy!
And Goons stars are blind is a good song even tho Paris herself has no talent!
And yeah Nick I know what ur saying but I still think the song is terrible. I’d rather go listen to One Sweet Day or Together Again by Jan!
Oh my god I love Angel by Jessica Simpson. If a simpson needs to be here it should be Ashlee’s Shadow or Boys. And lol at stupid shit, its dumb that its good but so bad at the same time. I would of put Heidi at number one. Most of her songs are good but that one is the definition of a HOT MESS.
Haha Ashlee is amazing!!!! Boys is brilliant and I love Shadow because its so trash how its about Jessica lmao!
omg jessica really murdered angels.. she actually put a knife to that song and slit it’s throat.. i love the back stories like Jessica’s dad saying it would win her a grammy and the song’s playing and i’m thinking “huh?”.. never seen or heard that heidi song, but it actually put a smile to my face as i could imagine it was spencer behind the camera going “your doing great-this is gonna be huge” aww love is blind.. or delusional!
i like jessicas version of angels i also love ring the alarm altho i understand wat u mean for ur desicion
that khia song should be on the list, flo rida right round, beyonce single ladies an diva etc the list goes on and on
I Kinda expected Britney’s Radar would be on the list, but it didnt… I effing HATE that song! LOL
Omg Radar is epic its one of her best songs!
omg how can so beautiful be up there ? proph imma cut u all over twitter in a minute , get ready lol
I love it XD even though i love some of the songs mentioned on the list but i see what ur saying when u say that the big artists let their fans down *looks at leona* lol! u should tottally make a best and worse songs/music videos.. i know it takes a long time but i seriously would love to hear what u have to say! great job, yet again proph!
GREAT now I have the weirdest sensation to listen to Shadow lol. And I know what you mean I loved how she came out with it she tried to spin it that it wasn’t about Jessica when it clearly was. ahahahah
i hate it when people make a list of the worst stuff it ruins it for the people who like it smh though i do agree with most of the songs except grace kelly and angels
why you don’t put a britney song? or cassie? or Paris Hilton? (WTF with you saying that she needs to be on best) what a hell…well whatever I agree most with Cascada..I kind of like Evacuate The Dancefloor…but the rest of her songs are just the same shit..oh and she kill a lot of songs makeing cover of them, But I dissagre with You’re Beautiful/Bye Bye/Happy (beautiful lyrics, also James Blunt is an amazing song writter I don’t know what’s the problem) Grace Kelly (mika is good maybe too sassy but good) and Perfect?!!!?!!! thats my song that’s the fucking history of my life I mean if that’s doesn’t help you when you was teenager if that song doesn’t take you to a time of your life as a teenager you are crazy and you loose your mind.
Your description of ‘Ring The Alarm’ is hilarious!
Def FIREFLIES by OWL CITY!!!!!! That song haunts me everywhere I go lately!!! Its sooo bad!! I would almost rather listen to a Nickelback song, if that tells you anything.. Fireflies is ONE OF THE WORST SONGS OF ALL TIME!!! Not even awesomely bad, just bad.
What song did Stargate use the “Bye Bye” beat for as well as “Bye Bye” ??????????????
again with the Happy baaashing, proph?!
oh well.. i tried to make u like it, but i faaailed.. at least it wasn’t higher than 15 :p..
even tho it would’ve been on my top 15 tracks of the decade, probably at #15 as well lol
i also love cascada, i’d replace them with Inna.. omg proph did u hear her? i swear every single song she has is exactly the same thing! i still like some of em tho lol
i kinda like baby love as well, i’d replace it with that paukini whatever its spelled song by her as well.. such a crappy song!
i actually like perfect, but i still understand what ur saying.. im kinda liking it less now lol
bye bye is actually my fave track from EMC2 even tho its not THAT good.. but id replace it with HATEU i listened to it once while watching the video and i dotn wanna hear it again, the video didnt help either lol
i like ring the alarm! actually BDAY is my fave Beyonce album! id replace it with Video Phone its such a mess!
walk this way wasn’t thaaaat bad, did i say how much i looove cheryl cole? lol
you’re beautiful is a classic, proph! yes it may be cheesy, actually VERY cheesy, but its still a classic :p!
well, that’s about it lol! id add ‘this is why im hot’ by mims to the list ITS SOO ANNOYING!!! id also add PARIS CRAP HILTON! uuuugh i haaaaaaate her! cant think of anyone else right now, but im sure there are many more lol
Rdar used to be great on Blackout, but since I saw that song song reappear on Circus, I hated t, I wont be surprised if it was a bonus song on the next album as wel XD
But I agree with someone who said that James Blunt’s Beautifull shouldnt be on the list, that song is just amazing
you forgot to add video that shit was horrible. i like heidi montag’s music but higher should have been number one like wtf?!? i could have filmed her video with my webcam in my basement talk about low budget
I can’t stand ring the alarm
Avril lavone-Girlfirend is one of the worst songs ive heard and all those disney stars
typo video phone***
Lavigne**
oh god and you shoulded of added miley cyrus – HO DOWN THROW DOWN HORRIBLE!! OMG so shitieous
RING THE ALARM WAS AMAZINGGG AND MY MOTHER LIVES FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL AND EVEN HAD THE NERVE TO ASK ME TO BUY IT FOR HER BUT I CHANGED THE CONVERSATION REAL QUICK!
I was with you until seen ring the alarm and beautiful i mean these are certified hits and i love both.
*smh*!
i half expected bey 2 be on the list.!
but ring the alarm wasn’t even close to ja rules song body with that girl or whatever her name is i mean that song was terrible.
ok…ok
I am guilty of loving Beyonce’s “Ring the Alarm” …no lie… I found myself singing the lyrics and acting a damn fool everytime it came one…
Only cause she sounded insane every damn time it came on.
LMFAO
as far as the rest of the list I DIED from laughter… I have yet to even think of compiling a list like this… but this list is CLASSIC.
*two thumbs up*
“Shock” I agree with you on ring the alarm, and mariahs bye bye definitely deserved to be on their. Lol dont forget about yummy binghams song come get it. He vocals were awful, she sounded like an alvin and the chipmunks knockoff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-TV–opeE&feature=related
Ring The Alarm is one of my favorite beyonce songs.
All the songs of High School Musical should be on the list.Hahahaha… But if Beyoncé will release “Black Culture” this will be on the number 1 of the list!
Great list.
@TheProphet There are far more WORSE songs than “ByeBye” .. C’mon, It aint that all bad.
I like Happy and Bye Bye! There are far worst songs that belong on this list!
I loved #10, 5, 4, 2 and 1..
Uhoh Prophet I think ur goin overboard with all the decade lists.. Looks like ur only putting songs for the debate.
PROPHET, I SUPOSSED YOU WERE SLEEPY (WITHOUT OFFENDING) WHEN YOU DID THIS TOP 15 BECAUSE THERE ARE SONGS THAT DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE, FOR EXAMPLE, HAPPY, THE SONG ISNT AS BAD AS YOU SAY, MAYBE IT DIDNT WELL IN THE CHARTS BUT ITS NOT A BAD SONG.
OTHER SONG THAT DOESNT DESERVE TO BE HERE IS BABY LOVE, ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS FROM NICOLE, SHE COULD BE IN BEYONCES, CHRISTINAS, RIHANNAS OR BRITNEYS PRINCESS POP LEVEL IF SHE WANTED AND IF SHE CHOSE BETTER SONGS.
EVEN IM A BIG FAN OF NICOLE, I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT “HER NAME IS NICOLE” WOULD HAVE BEEN A DISASTER AND THE LAST THREE LEAKED SONGS PROVE IT.
Happy doesnt deserve to be there. I know it’s kinda boring but look at the lyrics. It’s something that you can relate.
As a big fan of Britney, I say that one of the WORST songs of the decade goes to Britney: Heart
I do agree with most of it though XD
HAHAHAHA! I really agree with this list!
Except for Girlicious “Stupid Sh**” and I’m not just saying that because I pleasure myself to the video bi-weekly. I mean, it’s not THAT bad. Not the worst of the decade. It’s trashy but just so damn fun to listen to!
you should have replaced it with Rihanna’s “If it’s Lovin That You Want”!
That bland audible-vomit made me stop listening to radio for like 6 months!
ok i agree snoozefest like happy should be on the list but if this is only a 15songs lists, i was actually thinking of sum auto tune shit to be on here like fireflies, not bye bye or angel XD which i both loveee
@ChrisFResh as if I’d do these just for discussion.
I do it for fun and also because I’m a fan of music and its the end of the decade so it’s fun recapping everything and letting everyone talk about it.
Nothing is happening music wise right now so it’s a great way to fill in time and have fun.
Only song i don’t agree with was james blunt but i would of added
1. that chicken noodle soup song
2. tardy for the party
3. Delicious song rumpshaker
Oh, or Ashlee Simpson’s L.O.V.E could have easily made the list. I LOVE Ashlee’s music, but in retrospect, that song was some doodoo. lol
@prophet yeah i feel u.. and ur def beating the competition right now (wackjuice) lol
EW WHY IS EVERYONE STICKING UP FOR JAMES CUNT!
STOP!!!!!!!!!!
And TJ leave my girl Ashlee alone!
And thanks Chris! These lists take so fucking long honesty, and then I always regret some of my choices like my albums of the decade coz some albums I just put in coz they were personal faves even tho technically I know they arent the best, then everyone takes it the wrong way lol.
Hahaha. Proph, I just said I love Ashlee! I bought Bittersweet World! It’s just THAT song was simple, in a bad way. I’ll admit it was my song when it came out, but noooooo.
Did u see my coment that Rihanna – If Its Lovin That You Want and how it belongs on the list?
number 1 2 4 5 need to be taken off they r all bomb songs
Im not the biggest james blunt fan, but ur beautiful was ok.
WTF is up with walk this way?!?!
I love that cover!
proph, dont smoke and post
Are u kidding me?! “Ring the Alarm” was the shit! The only song by Beyonce that I can honestly say that I don’t like is “Daddy”.
Daddy is weird and creepy.
TJ If Its lovin that u want is amazing its my jam lol!
Dididideedadadididadaday? Really? And you can actually listen to the goat bleeting when she sings “hoooommie”? Plus that second pre-chorus where she goes an octave up? Oh hell no! I’m sorry, but this was not a good song at all!
Prophet You be jammin to some mess! lol Xp
Its weird cuz I usually like ur choice in music.
crank that by soulja boy should be added also
I’m sorry, but this list is so invalid. I don’t think half of these belong up there. You’re Beautiful? Angels: Ring the Alarm? That was a great song and Cascada has some good dance songs and they are good at making them. T If you wanted the worst songs, try:
Chicken Noodle Soup- Dj Webstar
You’re a Jerk- New Boyz
Lick It- Trina
I Like 2 Fuck- Hot Rod
i absolutely disagree,did u really write that,i respect any opinion but i gotta say that is just so wrong
h come on
1-mariah carey Bye Bye :O :O an amazingly written song that could reach out to anybody and especially ppl who ‘ve lost a special one.
2-Leona Lewis Happy,i’ve already said that i disagree with u,i think it’s fantastic.
3-Nicole Scherzinger Baby love is an ok track that i enjoyed when it came out
4-James blunt you’re beautiful
5-Beyonce ring the alarm:it was really hot when it came out
6-Mika – Grace Kelly that’s an amazing catchy pop one
The Freemasons mix of Ring the Alarm is way more listenable and makes the song worthwhile
hey BYE BYE is really GOOD!
this is what you came up with for the worst songs of the decade??
no westlife?, no cheeky girls?, no aqua?
can’t belive you’re beaitiful by james blunt is there but no joe mc whatever from x factor, like seriously?
Though I love you, I have to disagree with almost half of the songs
But it’s your opinion so why not, i wont be arguing with u..
omg. happy and baby love are my favorite songs.. lol. i always sings that song if im karaoke..
fuck off ! AQUA WAS AWESOME, I’mma barbie boy
okaaaay shame on me !
So sorry but pussy real good was the shit!! You need to remove that from your list!
15. I love Leona too, but she has become somewhat dead and dull this season. I hope she finds more success in the 10′s.
11. Really Proph? You know this sh*t should have been the top 3-5 or something.
5. Um, where was I when this came out?
4. Melodically, Swizz Cheats murdered the song. I think it’s one of the better beats he has made. Lyrically, it’s just almost like Bills/Hey Ladies 2.0 Bee goes on about how she gave up or will lose material things, rather than pride, self respect, and dignity.
1. I guess I’m the only person who love Jessica Simpson.
Proph, it’s funny cause Ring the alarm is the best Beyonce song on B’Day, I used to sing “Ring the alarm I been thru this 2 long, I be damned if I c anotha chick on U arm” months and months and agree with the rest of the list I would add Jessica Simpson Public affair/Holiday song
I don’t agree with some of the songs lol I mean… Happy isn’t amazing but it isn’t bad deff. Where is Tardy For The Party??? LOL that song shud be here!!!!
And hell yeah! that james blunt song and video is like annoying. I can’t stand him!
I love Stupid Shit ahahah I know the video is bad but the song is cool ahahahah
Cascada belongs here.
Heidi?? C’mon xD everyone knows she’d be here ahahah
OMG I can’t believe u said that Baby Love is part of this list :O Like… that song was the only nichole song that charted in europe!! It’s a cute cute song!
Mika is still annoying to me. But I recognize that he has some kind of appealing to most of people!
I’m listening that Simple Plan song for the 1st time. It isn’t that bad dude ahah
Aaron Carter is the cheesiest thing eveeeeeer! MY eyes!
Its the first time I listen that Jacky O song and its dirty xD Luv it ahah
Bye Bye is a mess xD
OMG I use to see Ring The Alarm video when I needed to laugh! It’s hilarious ahaha
About Jessica…. Hum… You know I love her as a guilty pleasure but I admit that cover is CHEESY! It deserves ahah
Well all in all… I laughed a lot with this list! ahah
This list is great. I’m a Mimi stan and I agree that Bye Bye was weak, but I Stay in Love was worse (but no one even heard it so it didn’t inflict as much damage).
I HATE James Blunt, and I LOVE you for dissing him. He is so overrated. That’s one of those singer-songwriter type songs, but if I’m not mistaken he didn’t even write it himself! His voice is atrocious and it disgusts me to hear him whining over a track.
Love, Beyonce, but that song is annoying and not her best.
To all the haters, I support Radar. Not as good as Toxic, but pretty darn close. I agree that it should have been left off of Circus, but from what I understand she had an obligation to release it and Blackout was tanking (despite being phenomenal).
“Happy”, “Baby Love” & “Pussy (Real Good) we’re my shit thou. Especially Leona Lewis “Happy” that song hits a never with me, it may be reminiscent of her old stuff, but I still love it. That song “Happy” is like the theme/anthem to my life.
I love Cascada and Mariah! There were much worse songs from this decade. What about Crank That??????? WTF some of these are much better than that garbage hahahahahaha
There were so many terrible singles released each year towards the end of the decade. Each year should have its own 15 worst songs. I disagree with Jacki-O’s song, Mariah’s song, and James Blunt because there were far worse songs out there.
Soulja Boy’s Crank That truly showed how Americans in 2008 like retarded sounding music. Lil’ Waynes two singles from Rebirth were terrible. Mariah’s Don’t Stop Funkin was terrible. Christina’s Dirty could have made the list.
Jessica Simposon can sing better than SHITNEY SPEARS. Stupid prophet. Who are you to write a worst song list? and this is coming from someone who considers Cassie and SHITNEY spears as “great artists”? bubble gum pop music artists is now a music critic? SMH
OMG Proph, I love you! You’ve included 2 horrible songs that I thought I was alone in hating – “Baby Love” and “Angels.” XD
Fortunately, he seems to always stick with Irv Gotti, so he shouldn’t be coming back in the next decade (or ever)!
“Angels” (the original Robbie Williams version) gives me such a good feeling of high school nostalgia when I hear it, and it should never be touched by anyone other than Robbie. Plus, the original, lower key Robbie sings it in, is perfect.
When Jessica attempted this travesty of a cover, I was actually OFFENDED! LOL! What made it worse was that I remember her singing it EVERYWHERE, and it managed to be a million times worse live.
So yes, I am 100% with you that it should take the #1 slot!
And I agree with whoever said that Ja Rule should have made the list, too!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
holy shit, mariah was skinny as fuck in Bye Bye wtf!!
Yeah these songs all suck. I lol’d at Cascada I’d only heard one song by them but you’re right that techno beat NEVER changes. I couldn’t tell where one song started and another ended in that video. I’m surprised James Blunt is making so many of these worst song lists. Don’t get me wrong I’m no fan but I can think a lot of worse songs than ‘Beautiful’ which in my opinion was mildly annoying compared everything else on the radio.
bye bye and happy? those were actually good lyrics not the worst songs of the decade and not the best from both artist but the songs actually had meaning.
Possibly one of the worst songs ever in the decade was “Bodies” Robbie Williams – really uplifting!
OMG Michelle McManus – she murdered a cover of the chris braide/andreas carllson smash Emotional! That was never going to work was it
Thanks for sharing, i’m glad you’re enjoying it.