The Prophet Blog is Back

This describes my life right now..

Hey y’all, I’m back.

My break lasted longer than I expected, but there was so much to do that I was totally flat-out all week. I’ve been in a shady hotel that charges $12 an hour for Wi-Fi since Sunday, but now I’ve finally gotten to my mum’s place with access to a computer so I can start blogging again while I look for a new house to move into.

I’ll try and catch up on the most important things I missed during my absence, like Madge’s latest flop single and Rainbow’s iconic new anthem. It’ll take me a few days to get back into the groove of things but everything should feel fairly normal by Monday.

I just wanted to thank everybody for their support. Your prayers and the enduring flawlessness of T-ara’s “Lovey-Dovey” have gotten me through this hard time. My e-mail, blog, Facebook, and Twitter have all been flooded with messages from everybody offering kind words or help in different areas. 97% of people have been nice, and the other 3% who were hating got snatched and dragged into the ground. There have been far too many for me to reply to, especially since this is the first time I’ve even been in front of a computer in almost a week, so please don’t be offended if I didn’t respond.

For everybody that has been asking, no, I don’t have insurance (nobody in our house did), but while I appreciate all of your offers for donations and things like that, I don’t need it. I have family and friends I can stay with, so as long as I have that, I am fine. Just put me in your follow fridays, Like me on Facebook, and tell everybody to read me, and that will be help enough!

Also, for everybody who asked, I am feeling fine and in great spirits. Although, I did have this bizarre nightmare where Janelle Monae was a crazy dentist and she chased me and my parents with a giant needle that she rammed into our foreheads. It was really scary, but that’s the only sign of trauma I’ve experienced so far.

Thanks again, everyone!

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  • http://twitter.com/manolobarrios manolo barrios

    welcome back, glad to read u u doing fine, loved the picture haha, last night was my birthday :)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SAOGDNIYOVV6KSIYWKZBZMUDYQ Jayden

    I love you!

  • DRB

    *welcomes you back*
    *bitch slaps you for not having insurance*

  • Steveroni

    Glad everything is okay and glad to have you back again!!

    I kept checking the blog for new updates. haha

  • http://twitter.com/bey0nceminaj andrew

    glad you’re back!!

  • Joey

    Prophet! I’m sooo glad your back! Hope you find a new house soon!

    Theres lot to do for you ;)

    Nicki Minaj released the worst cover since Britneys Blackout, or maybe the worst in cover history

    Conor Maynard released his debut single which sound like everything Joe Jonas wanted to be and everything Justin Timberlake would do right now!

    Rita Ora released a single that doesn’t sound like a Katy Perry leftover.

  • Andi

    Glad to see your back and doing well! Your blog is my go-to when I need a study break, so it was strange not having that in my daily routine lol. I’m looking forward to reading your thoughts on KARA’s new flawless Japanese singles “Speed Up” and “Girl’s Power” ♥

  • http://twitter.com/ICONI3 ICONI3

    Glad to see you’re in high spirits.

  • http://www.facebook.com/TDM90 Tim Konings

    love uuu baby.. even tough u haaate me! Glad that you are ok… xxxxo

  • http://twitter.com/Eclipse_9 Eclipse

    And life is perfect again :)

  • Tony

    This is brilliant news!  So happy to hear things are getting better.

    Still wishing you the best getting back on your feet…. no matter what kind of relationship you have with your mum, it’s always a nightmare to live with them again!

    XOXO

  • thebridgeamit

    oh Jacques!  you are probably the most positive, uplifting wonderful person ever!  I know i am far far away, but if i can do anything, you know i will do it.  i’m glad you have such a great support system.  i don’t feel that you have really missed that much as far as music news.  i am digging Rita Ora so far, and I am not loving Melanie Fiona’s new stuff very much. 

    i love you!  xoxo

  • Dash

    Glad to see you back….always enjoy reading this blog! Keep up the good spirit and the creative writing <3

  • Prophet stan

    Pheeeew! We can all breathe out now, proph is back and ready to snatch all those nappy wigs (I’m looking at you, Beyonce, kween riri’s wigs are flaw-less).

    Okay, now seriously. Glad you’re back. :) You can not imagine how boring the internet was without you. I panicked when Madonna’s new single came out – what was I supposed to do. Like, actually listen to it and like it? Was I going to voice my opinion? Make a joke about the flawless Flopdonna? My body wasn’t ready for this. I needed proph’s review to calm down and put things into perspective. So, Proph, if I end up loving Girl Gone Wild, you’re entirely to blame!

    I can’t wait for your next posts. That Prophet reign just won’t let up! (shut up you stupid Rihanna stanning bitches!!)

  • mark

    hahahahaha the pic

  • KingBeaArthur

    Welcome back yadda yadda BIG BANG POST ASAP < all caps b/c I care :}

  • Purple Crush

    a star is born

  • Purple Crush

    *reborn*

  • Pez
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Aaron-Baker/531701374 Aaron Baker

    Yay, you’re back! :) I’m glad to hear that you’re doing ok… I hope that you get your life back in order. Until then, I’m glad that I can still read your blog. <3

  • matttm7

    Welcome Back proph. Good to hear that things are going well. My internet blog rotation just hasn’t felt right these past few days. Happy Mardi Gras as well!

  • N. Beezy

    Considering your circumstances, I expected a MUCH longer break! :) Welcome home buddy!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/HyunAKnowles HyunA Knowles

    Yay! Welcome back <3

    At least you're still as flawless as Kween Hara ;)

  • SerferTJ

    Yay!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1127181558 Andrés Felipe Rodríguez

    Glad and happy you are back in track and that you’re ok, Welcome Back and keep the good work men you still one of my fav blogs.

  • cuntley

     Glad to hear that you’re doing better now. :)

    Your T-ara stanning gives me life, btw.

  • mimifan

    hey great to see u back, and that ur well!

  • Jawon

    F*CK YEA!!!!
    IM GLAD U R OK!…wish ya the best and thank you for ur entertainment and I will spread the word…altho I rather keep thia gem(ur website) to myself…lol

  • Nicky

    inspiring prophet of spiritual enlightenment tbh

  • NoPunIntended

    Rising like a Phoenix from the Ashes. Proph is back!

  • http://twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke luke Marriott

    haha LMAO at the Janelle dream… Glad you’r ok and in good spirits! Missed you blogging too so I’m glad you’re back! :D

  • Johnny

    YASSSSSSS You’re backkkkkk. My dull life has been enlightened again, Ive been missing you n your blog like crazy. Thank God and thank you.

    LMFAO @ Janelle nightmare anw

  • Kbay

    Yaaaas man. I’ve been missing ur posts man. Im happy u are back. Hope ur situation gets better soon.

  • HBF82

    Welcome back. 

  • http://twitter.com/Chry5ta1 Chry5ta1

     Welcome Back!

  • http://twitter.com/curdey Michael Curd

    Proph I’m so glad you’re safe, and I’m here for you if you need help with anything!  I was in Sydney yesterday and Thursday and was thinking of you – I took my Mum to see Olivia Newton-John at the Sydney Opera House for her birthday – it was fantastic, except for the stupid gay twat sitting next to us that told us to “shut the fuck up” 1/3 of the way through the concert because Mum and I were singing along, laughing and having a great time – stupid fucker.  Long story short (lots has happened in the lead up to Olivia and his rudeness caught us off-guard) he got us both upset but we had one up on him – we got to meet Olivia! Throughout Mum’s whole life she’s been told she looks lik Olivia, so it was really cool for her to meet her :) Anyway, thinking of you Proph, take care of yourself!

  • Briconic

    So happy that you were able to get to your mom’s and hopefully you can get some normalcy back in your life! Best of luck to you and glad to see you’re back. :)