Last week I posted Pitbull and Havana Brown‘s garbage duet, “Last Night,” –aka the song that DJ Afrojack originally produced for Paris Hilton and then sold to the highest bidder when they broke up– and the unanimous verdict from you guys was that it sounded like pure shit. Now Hilton’s version of the club anthem has conveniently leaked online (I’m not pointing fingers, but… PARIS TOTALLY DID IT!!!), and it’s literally a million, trillion times better than Pitbull’s musical massacre.
Lil’ Wayne serves as the feature artist in the original, and it almost goes without saying that he absolutely annihilates Pitbull’s ‘rapping’. “I got 99 problems, not one with her,” Weezy spits, before referencing Hilton’s iconic sex tape. “And excuse my French, but fuck the cameras / I wanna spend a night in Paris.”
When Weezy’s not rapping, the Holy Hilton sounds like an autotuned angel, her exquisite vocals shining amidst Afrojack’s pounding electro beats.
Although “Last Night” isn’t as forward-thinking as the reggae-pop fusion of Hilton’s first hit, “Stars are Blind,” if actually released properly it wouldn’t have pissed off bloggers and critics quite as much as, say, a Real Housewives single or Kim Kardashian’s music, and a slot at the top of Billboard’s dance chart would’ve been virtually guaranteed.
If only that bitter old hag Afrojack hadn’t fed Paris’ masterpiece to the dogs. Life can be so unfair.