I finally bit the bullet and let Bieber Fever infect me late last year when “Mistletoe” was released. A lot of people hated the Jason Mraz knock-off, but it hit the spot for me and got me anticipating the little brat’s new studio album Believe, which is set to sell a bajillion copies when it’s released sometime this year.
Bieber announced the lead single from the album, “Boyfriend”, on Ellen the other week, but now some specific details about the tune have come out, and it’s all sounding pretty hawt.
Funnily enough, it was actually produced by Mike Posner, and has been called a mix between Justin Timberlake’s “Sexyback” and *NSYNC’s “Girlfriend”. It’s also said to contain a rap similar to that of the Ying Yang Twins’ crude classic “Wait (The Whisper Song)”, which would probably make my boxer briefs wet if Bieber wasn’t such a cocky little teen lesbo.
So, from the information provided so far, we can conclude that 1) “Boyfriend” will be flawless, and 2) “Boyfriend” is a total Justin Timberlake B-side and further proof that Beebz will always be the poor man’s JT, or, if you prefer, JT-Lite.
But that’s okay. Even being half the man that JT is is still 10 times the man that Chris Brown, Trey Songz, Usher, and Cody Simpson will ever be.