Fuck our lives. All of them. Especially Christina Aguilera‘s.
It’s been a painstaking month and a half since Miss Royal Desire released 2012′s most iconic anthem, “Your Body”, and this is what we get for its first performance. No fireworks, chaps, lotus shaped nipple shields, or sequined spanx. Just Christina shouting in Jimmy Fallon’s office while The Roots bang shit loudly.
Nobody is here for this.
If it wasn’t for the awesomely amazing music video, I would be done with “Your Body” after the non-release of the explicit version and this after office hours kumbayah session. I know that Queentina is planning to whip out her Secret Potion at the American Music Awards in less than three weeks with some insane Lotus medley, but by then it may be too little, too late. Can’t she just twerk it on The Voice or somethin’, and soon?