The legendary Ashlee Simpson teases comeback single “Bat For a Heart”

Legendary little sister Ashlee Simpson (who is scientifically proven to be better than Dannii, Solange, and Pippa put together) is stepping out of Jessica’s shadow once again to save the music industry with the release of her brand new single “Bat For a Heart”.

The iconic tune was previewed on Ashlee’s newly-revamped official website today, and just like all things Ashlee Simpson-related, it’s one billion percent amazing and flawless.

“I’m outta my mind, runnin’ towards danger,” Ashlee moans over a sultry synth-pop beat. “I’m gonna bang bang, fuck you up, twist you out inside of my head!”

The 50-second teaser comes complete with black & white video footage, which shows the slinky Simpson sister writhing around like a cokewhore and doing sexy ballerina tricks.

Can your fave?

Queen Smashlee is such a smart and savvy businesswoman for staging her earth-shattering comeback during her father’s current gay sex scandal. She’s gonna get so much publicity from this. Perhaps Simpson, a gifted songwriter, will even pen a sequel to Brooke Hogan’s seminal classic “Dear Mom”? The world is definitely ready for “Dear Dad”.

“Bat For a Heart” drops November 21st.

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  • KingBeaArthur

    YESYESYESHOLYSHITYESSSSSSSS!!!

    All hail Queen Smashlee!

  • S

    Leave this shit to Sky Ferreira, gurl. I want pop Ashlee :(

  • theprophetblog

    This is pop.

    And Ashlee is in her late twenties now. She can’t keep doing mass produced tween rock forever,

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1127181558 Andrés Felipe Rodríguez

    yes! when she say “i’m gonna go for something dance” I was like “awww shit some top 40 shit..dammit” then I heard this and it’s pretty good, I bet this is some Linday Perry, cause sounds like something from Kelly Osbourne album, can’t wait to heard more, I love that apart from the other tween rock females, she’s doing something original after that, first the new wave-80′s feel album, now this? damn she’s impressing me.

  • Riley Biers

    lol @ the recycled set from ‘outta my head’

  • Lolhan

    How can you forget about the classic that is Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesFluker James Alexander Fluker

    Hasn’t stopped Avril from trying!
    -shrugs-

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesFluker James Alexander Fluker

    Omg, shaking and crying! This genre-defining opus! I can’t wait!

  • SerferTJ

    Ok, so I stan for Ashlee, but WHAT IS THAT CHORUS???? Ick.
    Only the the other 13 Ashlee stans will actually appreciate this.

    Homegirl needs to drop the solo music for now, and join the new PCD, with her new-found mid-air-splits ability!!!!

  • http://davidsask.wordpress.com/ DavidSask

    I love it! I hope she gets a well deserved comeback!

  • http://twitter.com/manolobarrios manolo barrios

    2012 Best song yet. I Love her in every single way. Glad she took her ballerina roots back. Her voice sounds perfect and u wrote it perfectly.

  • LCBagin

    you are way to liberal in your use of the term “legendary”

  • theprophetblog

    It’s clearly tongue in cheek and hyperbole. Like Ashlee is really a legend, I mean seriously. For fucks sake.

  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Holy Moses miss Simpson! I dig it!

  • http://www.facebook.com/thebLainekelley BLaine Kelley

    i think her and Ashlee should do a joint pop rock tour, a
    ‘la NKOTBBSB…granted it’s too soon for a nostalgia like joint tour, but in a few years down the line, eff yeah!

  • http://twitter.com/nicphillips83 Nic Phillips

    I love her but didn’t she do insane-asylum-chic already on ‘outta my head’?

  • eres

    The song’s quality improves if you don’t watch the cheap looking visual.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucaswoodstock Lucas Oliveira Dantas

    i liiike it… it sounds mature and yet like a young portishead.

  • http://twitter.com/thsbtch_ andrew

    god i love her. autobiography was my shit when i was 12

  • http://www.facebook.com/memz.herfer Memo Memz

    hopefully she won’t flop as many artists who have been outside the spotlite for ages.

  • mergong

    That last ponche she does is SLAYING ME!!! Did she trained classically? Maybe finally we got a Lana del Rey that could actually move!

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesFluker James Alexander Fluker

    I eagerly await this upcoming perfection.

  • Valerie

    Is ash really that flexible?

  • http://twitter.com/manolobarrios manolo barrios

    she was a ballerina when she was younger, at 3 she started, then when she was 11was the youngest ever admitted to NY School of American Ballet, a leading ballet school down there

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