Legendary little sister Ashlee Simpson (who is scientifically proven to be better than Dannii, Solange, and Pippa put together) is stepping out of Jessica’s shadow once again to save the music industry with the release of her brand new single “Bat For a Heart”.
The iconic tune was previewed on Ashlee’s newly-revamped official website today, and just like all things Ashlee Simpson-related, it’s one billion percent amazing and flawless.
“I’m outta my mind, runnin’ towards danger,” Ashlee moans over a sultry synth-pop beat. “I’m gonna bang bang, fuck you up, twist you out inside of my head!”
The 50-second teaser comes complete with black & white video footage, which shows the slinky Simpson sister writhing around like a cokewhore and doing sexy ballerina tricks.
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Queen Smashlee is such a smart and savvy businesswoman for staging her earth-shattering comeback during her father’s current gay sex scandal. She’s gonna get so much publicity from this. Perhaps Simpson, a gifted songwriter, will even pen a sequel to Brooke Hogan’s seminal classic “Dear Mom”? The world is definitely ready for “Dear Dad”.
“Bat For a Heart” drops November 21st.