Last week I was trying to illegally stream TV shows online (Enlightened, season two, to be specific) when a pop-up of this flop Latin girl group started spamming me. Their name is The Ex-Girlfriends, and the pop-up was for their debut music video, “We Are the Party.”
After doing some digging, I discovered two things: 1) Every one of the almost 400,000 views that “We Are The Party” has racked up is a result of spamming people online and 2) The Ex-Girlfriends was formed by Lupe Fuentes, a Spanish porn star nicknamed “Little Lupe” because she’s only 4′ 11″ and looks like jailbait.
Here’s a clip of the graceful beauty on Howard Stern.
“We Are The Party” sounds like it was produced for about $2 in the backroom of a
Colombian AUSTRALIAN* abortion clinic. It’s a hideously generic piece of brainless dance-pop with a dubstep breakdown and buckets of autotune to disguise the fact that Little Lupe can barely even speak English, let alone sing.
In other words, it’s UTTERLY FABULOUS!!!
Meanwhile, The Saturdays have also released their own piece of redundant trash called “What About Us.” It’s basically the same kind of song as “We Are The Party,” except boring because it’s The Saturdays.
Check out both tunes below, and let me know which group you think had the crappier dance break. I vote The Sats, obviously.
*Edited as requested by the incredibly sane and normal indiviudal BitcherMeanierPrettier