That One Time on Twitter When Crayon Pop Tweeted Me Their Comeback Date

Christmas came early for me yesterday when Jesus himself blessed me with several life-changing tweets from the world’s No. 1 girl group, Crayon Pop. Making contact with the divine dancing kweens was like being made love to by God, only way better times infinity plus one. The hallyu superstars started our deep conversation by thanking me for my “attentions”, before exclusively revealing the date of their comeback — a comeback which 97% of K-pop fans are anticipating more than the return of Girls’ Generation, 2NE1, and Lee Hyori combined.

March, 2013. Pencil it in. Save the date. Cash in your sick leave. Leave the kids at their aunt’s. Drop out of school. Whatever it takes, just make sure that you leave the entire month of March free for Crayon POPE worship.

Also, if you’re one of the very few people in the world that doesn’t stan for Crayon Pop, then you must drop to your knees and grovel at the feet of the five legends for specifically scheduling their comeback for march. Clearly, they didn’t want to outshine the likes of 2PM, T-ara, Girls’ Generation, and all the other A-list K-pop acts returning in early 2013. Crayon Pop have spared your faves from their slayage, and you will THANK them for it, or I will kick you in the c&%t.

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  • http://twitter.com/lovingsoyu RicarD.O / 리키

    When I seen that conversation on my twitter timeline I knew right away that you were blessed. Blessed to be the one that blogs about the divine five and to prove to others that they are the best. I predict that they will make others envy them next year and will once again inspire Girls’ Generation’s next comeback after “I Got A Boy”.

  • Hoochie

    Best. blog. ever. I fuckin’ love you Proph, your posts always crack me up <3

  • http://twitter.com/DarkKard4 Sunny

    crayon pop are so good to their fans! Not like all the other snobby idols who don’t bother tweeting fans. <3 Slay-on Pop

  • UncleFan

    Amazing, Prophet! You’ve broken through the K-Pop information barrier: communications often come out of Korea, but almost never go *in*. Your tweet must have crossed some sort of event horizon like a stray photon popping out of a black hole. How often does that happen?

    I’ve had two holes-in-one on the golf course, a bunch of winning scratch tickets and handshake from the President…. but I would trade all that useless shit for a tweet from Crayon Pop.

  • Crayoncé

    You’re so blessed to have been acknowledged by Craylegendary Pop(icons).

    They are going to make SNSD irrelevant like SNSD did with the Wonder Girls. It’s the circle of life.

  • TakaMina

    dead @ crayon POPE

  • JammySmoochie

    “Drop out of school”

    Oh Proph, if only I could. March seems so far away though.

  • http://www.facebook.com/matthewcharlerysmith Matthew Charlery-Smith

    Jesus – God – love-making? Proph, how are those Hillsong Bible studies going for you recently?

  • http://www.facebook.com/JOSHYLESQUASHY Joshua Strickland

    haha I love Crayon POP. I’m glad someone shares my enthusiasm for them! I’ve been obsessed ever since their debut! Every day I enter “Crayon Pop, today” into youtube search! O.O CRAYON POP FOREVER!

  • http://twitter.com/heroinepose Star

    To be entirely fair, here, there are management companies that specifically disallow that …

  • http://twitter.com/mariiyaaaRo María Rodríguez

    I have never listen to them! Seeing how much you like them, gotta check them out!