Christmas came early for me yesterday when Jesus himself blessed me with several life-changing tweets from the world’s No. 1 girl group, Crayon Pop. Making contact with the divine dancing kweens was like being made love to by God, only way better times infinity plus one. The hallyu superstars started our deep conversation by thanking me for my “attentions”, before exclusively revealing the date of their comeback — a comeback which 97% of K-pop fans are anticipating more than the return of Girls’ Generation, 2NE1, and Lee Hyori combined.
March, 2013. Pencil it in. Save the date. Cash in your sick leave. Leave the kids at their aunt’s. Drop out of school. Whatever it takes, just make sure that you leave the entire month of March free for Crayon POPE worship.
Also, if you’re one of the very few people in the world that doesn’t stan for Crayon Pop, then you must drop to your knees and grovel at the feet of the five legends for specifically scheduling their comeback for march. Clearly, they didn’t want to outshine the likes of 2PM, T-ara, Girls’ Generation, and all the other A-list K-pop acts returning in early 2013. Crayon Pop have spared your faves from their slayage, and you will THANK them for it, or I will kick you in the c&%t.