Rihanna’s “Stay” Video: Britney Did It Better

Props to Rihanna for slaying with her vocals at The Scammy Awards and proving to people that she can actually sing (and quite well at that), but her new rub-a-dub-dub one hoodrat in the tub music video for “Stay” is total bullshit, and would probably frustrate me on some level if I still cared about [...]

Rihanna Covers Rolling Stone, Remain World’s Sexiest Pop Tart

Rihanna may have the personality of a 16-year-old hoodrat with ADD that just won the lottery, but dayum, the bitch looks good! RiRi gives fierce and flaw-free Cassie realness (but way, way better) on the cover of Rolling Stone’s latest issue.

Ew, Why is Rihanna Releasing This Ratchetness?

Rihanna has released the Windows Paint artwork for her latest Unapologetic excretion, “Pour It Up”. The hip-hop stinker, which sounds like it was plucked straight off of a Gucci Mane mixtape made for the streets, serves as a dual single along with the ballad “Stay”. It recently crashed into the Hot 100 at No. 90, [...]

The 15 Most Disappointing Singles of 2012

Yeah, I know I’m a little late with my year-end lists, but I’m always late for everything, so whatever. I was going to do a worst singles of 2012 list like I did last year, but then I thought about how many truly shitty songs were released and decided to go with a most disappointing [...]

RiRi sings real good on X Factor

Rihanna‘s given enough good vocal performances by now to consider her a strong singer, but somehow it’s still a shock whenever she gets on stage and doesn’t sound like a dying goat. I guess all those early years of vocal torture really left a scar.

Rihanna readies new ‘Unapologetic’ singles…

This Rihanna era is a messy trainwreck. Homegirl didn’t finish recording Unapologetic until less than two weeks before its release, there was the whole #RihannaPlane fiasco, and of course, the whole Chris Brown thing. The single choices from RiRi’s album continue the unfocused direction of the era, with the songstress first instagramming what seemed to [...]

[Review] Rihanna – Unapologetic

Unapologetic is arguably Rihanna‘s most personal album next to 2009′s Rated R, and that’s not exactly a good thing. When the 24-year-old’s not singing about how much money she has, how much partying she does, or how much sex she gets, she’s singing about her relationship with Chris Brown — a tumultuous affair that could [...]

Rihanna Set for Double No. 1 on Billboard Charts, Beyonce Put on Suicide Watch as a Result

People like to make a huge deal about how Rihanna has never had a No. 1 album before, and by “people” I mean pressed as phuck Beyonce stans who are slitting their wrists over Rihanna’s forever skyrocketing success while Beyawnce’s career now resembles a turd in the toilet that just won’t phucking flush. I don’t [...]