Mariah scraps Angels Advocate; eyes brand new studio album!
Posted in News on March 22nd, 2010 by The Prophet
In the biggest “who the f**k didn’t see this coming” moment of the year, Mariah Carey’s upcoming remix album Angels Advocate has officially been shelved and tossed onto the scrap heap next to the Taiwanese advance copies of Flopzinger’s Her Name Is Nicole.
I won’t bore you with all the abysmal chart placings of the five combined singles from Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel and Angels Advocate, but just know that besides the Platinum-certified “Obsessed” the rest bombed big time.
Never one to bow out gracefully though, Mariah is already plotting her next move and trying to decide between releasing a brand new studio album, or another Christmas record.
“We are looking to go possibly to another studio album or Christmas album,” announced Mariah’s manager Chris Lighty. “The decision hasn’t been totally made yet. It’s a creative process that cannot be rushed.” {source}
Lighty is also promising that some more singles may be released from Angels Advocate and that it won’t completely “go to waste”, but I’d say the likelihood of that actually happening is about the same as Carmit Bachar being elected the mayor of Milwaukee.
Mariah honey, a new album is not the answer to your problems. Chill out for a while, get inspired, do some acting, paint a picture and do an arts and crafts course and then come back in the future because your last two albums were not the business! Sometimes less is more!







