The funniest thing you will see all week

So, NME just named Lady GaGa‘s Born This Way ‘The Most Pretentious Album‘ of all time. Pretty funny, right? On top of that, GaGa knows about it, and she’s pissed. Even funnier, right? Right? Am I right? Check it all out below.

Nicki Minaj’s sad quest to be Lady GaGa

As the hip-hop beef books will tell you, Lil’ Kim is usually credited as the source of Nicki Minaj‘s style. While that’s true, I’ve always thought that Nicki bites from Lady GaGa even more, and has specifically based her entire career plan on being the urban GaGa. The similarities between the pair were obvious at [...]

Do we really need a new Lady GaGa album this year?

This week Lady GaGa confirmed that she’ll be releasing a new album this year. With “Marry The Night” officially a flop and no potential hits left on the Born This Way, GaGa’s new album announcement is the first major “well, duh” moment of 2012, but the big question is: Do we actually need another Lady [...]

Sales Update: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly in 2011′s Top Pop Divas!

There’s nothing that stans love more than comparing the current record sales of their favorite pop divas and arguing about it until they’re blue in the face, so I went out and got an updated sales tally of the top pop tarts of 2011 so we can separate the fact from the fiction and find [...]

Should Billboard change chart rules because of Katy Perry?

What kind of fuckery is this? Late last week, Capitol Records confirmed that an official remix of Katy Perry‘s “The One That Got Away” featuring top forty rapper B.o.B. is going to radio and digital retailers. The announcement came after “The One…” vaulted to No. 4 on this week’s Hot 100 off the back of [...]

Marry The Night: Half shit, half amazing, and four better alternatives to watch instead

To me, the majority of the songs on Lady GaGa‘s Born This Way album sound like shit. Literally. Here’s an example. However,“Marry The Night” is not one of them. Ever since the stormer first premiered on Farmville, I’ve been completely obsessed with it. Even when I temporarily put a GaGa ban on my life earlier [...]

Lady GaGa continues to do not much of anything with her “Marry the Night” performances

Tonight saw Lady GaGa drop by the UK X Factor to perform her sizzling new single “Marry the Night”, making it the third televised performance of the song to date. I’m a huge fan of “Marry the Night” so I’ve been keeping my eye on the performances as they pop up, but so far I’ve [...]

Lady GaGa Marries the Night at the MTV EMAs

When it comes to Lady GaGa‘s Born this Way album, I find it to be somewhat good, but mostly stinky filth. However, the rockin’ “Marry the Night” is one of few tunes on the disc that isn’t a sloppy pile of self-indulgent trash, and even though I wish Whitney Houston had sung it instead for [...]