Let’s all gather round and feel bad for Christina Aguilera

Po’ Aggie. The living lotus flower –who once prided herself on being pop’s most avant-garde artiste (a title that existed only in her own mind, but whatever)– has now been reduced to a hook singer on terrible Pitbull records.

Christina Aguilera continues grueling promo schedule for ‘Lotus’

Is it just me, or was anybody else starting to feel like Christina Aguilera’s decision to abandon The Voice (a.k.a. the only thing keeping her relevant in the entertainment industry) in order to promote Lotus was a mistake?

Legend X and King Blake slay “Just a Fool” on Ellen

Legend X, comin’ atcha! Queentina somewhat redeemed herself from the AMAs on Ellen yesterday with a CD quality performance of her Blake Shelton duet, “Just a Fool”. Shelton was there, too, and of course he phucking slayed it like a King. He’s not a three-time CMA Male Vocalist of the Year winner for nothing!

Christina Aguilera’s American Music Awards Performance is the Hottest Mess of 2012

Christina Aguilera‘s long-awaited performance at tonight’s American Music Awards was completely and utterly amazing — for all the wrong reasons!

[Review] Christina Aguilera – Lotus

Christina Aguilera may be lacking a few things, but confidence isn’t one of them. In a recent slew of interviews to promote her comeback album Lotus (in which she repeatedly asserted that 2010′s much-maligned Bionic is a “masterpiece” that can only be understood by “real music people”), the now 31-year-old has stated that one of [...]

Legend X Makes the World Move on ‘The Voice’

The one and only Legend X finally decided to perform a song from her Lotus album last night, but it wasn’t her criminally underrated non-comeback single “Your Body”. Instead, she opted for the Cee Lo collaboration “Make The World Move”, which turned out to be a sufficient replacement for “Your Body” once Xtina left everybody [...]

The long-awaited first performance of “Your Body” was not worth the wait

Fuck our lives. All of them. Especially Christina Aguilera‘s.

Indie songstress Christina Aguilera previews generic Pitbull duet “Feel This Moment”

“It had a lot of amazing sounds and a futuristic twist to it,” the legendary Christina Aguilera told Rolling Stone last week when discussing her maligned masterpiece Bionic. “But if you weren’t a music person, it was just going to go over your head. A lot of the collaborations were with people that were either [...]