Cheryl Cole‘s Lana Del Rey leftover, “Ghetto Baby”, kills me. Even with Cheryl’s piss-weak voice, it still slays wigs, but it’s such an obvious LDR song that poor ol’ CC just sounds like she’s singing karaoke after a few too many pints at the pub. But just to be clear, I do love this song, [...]
I’m so glad that Cheryl Cole‘s new single “Screw You” isn’t another rip-off dance jam, as well as the fact that it’s actually kind of good, which I really wasn’t expecting after hearing the worst song of 2012, “Love Killer”.
To promote the release of Calvin Harris’ new single “Call My Name”, Cheryl Cole sat down with Popjustice for an in-depth interview. Some of what she said made me shake my head and lose faith in all humanity, and some other things kind of made me like her. Let’s start with the bad first.
Cheryl Cole needs to just not sing. Period. End of story. The only way that this woman should be allowed to continue her singing career is if she pulls a Milli Vanilli and somebody else becomes the voice of Cheryl, leaving the Girls Aloud beauty with nothing to do other than look pretty in music [...]
Damn Cheryl Cole is sexy. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s talk about her maiden performance of “Call My Name” on The Voice.
Who the fuck did the font on Cheryl Cole‘s new album? Sorry, I mean Cheryl’s new album — homegirl dropped the Cole. The artwork looks like one of Cheryl’s tweenage stans snapped a photo of her from a tabloid on their iPhone, and then added font and colored in the background using whatever the hell [...]
It’s been an interesting 12 months for Cheryl Cole. After getting unceremoniously fired from X Factor, the British export played it cool; she declined offers to return to TV, dodged Girls Aloud reunion rumors, and for the first time in her entire life, she laid low and avoided the spotlight. Her big plan of action? [...]
Cheryl Cole can’t sing, her dancing is average, and her music is generally awful, but she does happen to be very beautiful and stylish, so it’s nice to look at pretty pictures of her wearing fancy clothes. Here’s some now of the Girls Aloud star on the set of her new music video Los Angeles.
