Britney dyes her hair brown again, the world stops turning and everybody is fucking slayed

I feel so bad for Anne Hathaway and that chick from The Hunger Games. They thought tonight would be all about them and their precious little Oscars, only to have the one and only Emperor B (which is higher than a King B) snatch their overpriced designer gowns right off their backs by debuting her [...]

Rihanna’s “Stay” Video: Britney Did It Better

Props to Rihanna for slaying with her vocals at The Scammy Awards and proving to people that she can actually sing (and quite well at that), but her new rub-a-dub-dub one hoodrat in the tub music video for “Stay” is total bullshit, and would probably frustrate me on some level if I still cared about [...]

The 15 Most Disappointing Singles of 2012

Yeah, I know I’m a little late with my year-end lists, but I’m always late for everything, so whatever. I was going to do a worst singles of 2012 list like I did last year, but then I thought about how many truly shitty songs were released and decided to go with a most disappointing [...]

Britney Slayz “Scream & Shout” Video Like a Tru Kween, will-i-am Cuntinues Being will*i*am

The “Scream & Shout” video has arrived, and it’s exactly like the song — only good when Britney‘s in it.

[New Music] will.i.am feat. Britney Spears – Scream & Shout

Will.i.am‘s new single with Britney Spears, “Scream & Shout”, is the first bit of noise from Will’s solo career that anybody has ever cared about, for one very obvious reason (hint: it has to do with Britney). It’s not officially due to premiere until Monday, but B. Scott somehow got hold of the song early [...]

Britney Spears announces new single “Scream & Shout”

I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that BRITNEY MOTHERFUCKING SPEARS IS RELEASING A NEW SINGLE!!! The bad news is that it’s actually will.i.am‘s new single, lifted from his upcoming solo album #willpower #no1curr.

Britney snatches Christina’s smelly wig with ‘Fantasy Twist’ commercial

After Christina Aguilera humiliated Britney Spears by beating her old rival in the reality TV talent show arena, Britney has come back fighting, premiering the commercial for her new Fantasy Twist perfume just days after Aggie’s Red Sin fragrance commercial debuted exclusively in Germany.

Britney and Psy dance to “Gangnam Style” on Ellen

Britney is really winning me back after that disastrous Femme Fatale era! After snatching wigs by shading The Voice on Access Hollywood earlier this week, Britney continued her current streak of awesomeness by getting jiggy to “Gangnam Style” with Psy on The Ellen Show today.