Pepsi bought Beyonce’s Super BOWEL slot, want to brainwash us all into buying her music again

It seemed strange when a has-been like Beyonce was selected to headline next year’s Super BOWEL halftime show right after the legendary Madonna. She had just come off of the least successful album era of her career, and is no longer as relevant as her younger contemporaries like Lady GaGa, Rihanna, and Katy Perry. Now [...]

Beyonce is the new face of Pepsi, gets the gig for her “creativity” and “authenticity” (lol)

When most pop stars have a flop era, they’re usually treated like lepers until they stage a successful comeback (hello, Mariah!), but not Beyonce. First the bitch books the Super BOWEL halftime show, and now she’s just inked a mega-bucks deal to front Pepsi. It’s not the first time Bey’s promoted the soft drink giant, [...]

Beyonce is going to rape us with new music before the Super Bowl

By now we all know that Beyonce does not play when it comes to promotion. She’ll hock her shit anywhere, whether it’s a legitimate showing at an event like the Billboard Music Awards, or just inappropriately performing her latest single at a charity event. The only time Bey went easy on the promo was during [...]

Beyonce Announces HBO Flopumentary, Keeps Trying to Revive Her Career

Beyonce is doing everything right now to ensure that her forthcoming album puts her back on top now that her rival Rihanna has surpassed her success. The desperado has already cut a cheque to perform at next year’s Super Bowl, penned a number of public letters to high-profile figures like the Obamas, started polluting Tumblr [...]

Kelly Rowland melts in steamy “Ice” music video, remains better than Beyonce

Kelly Rowland can’t do much more than oversexed R&B these days, but that’s okay, because she does it so damn well. She killed it in “Motivation”, killed it in “Representin’”, and now she’s killin’ it again with her latest single, “Ice”.

Court stops Beyonce from pimping out Blue Ivy

How low can you go? When you’re Beyonce, rock bottom is just the beginning! After turning her pregnancy with Blue Ivy into a calculated publicity stunt to promote her last album at the 2011 MTV VMAs, Beyonce has once again tried to use her baby to further her career. The songstress and her shady hubby [...]

miss A channel Destiny’s Child for new album ‘Independent Women Pt. III’

A Korean music website has fucked up and posted the all the details on miss A‘s upcoming mini-album ‘Independent Women Pt. III‘ a week ahead of its scheduled release on October 16th. That’s bad news for the label, but hella good news for us.

Beyonce teases comeback with new in-studio video

OMG, Beyonce is coming back y’all!!! Whoz excited?? *crickets chirp tumbleweed blows past etc* Uh, okay then. So Bey checked in from the studio today via a short video posted on her newly-tweaked official website. The clip shows a casual Bey dressed down in Kmart couture, her lopsided mi goreng noodle wig barely sitting straight [...]