Beyonce tries to brainwash us all with her try hard new track “Bow Down”
The one and only Beyonce –or, “Beloved Mistress of the Universe,” as Oprah recently crowned her– dropped a pre-comeback buzz single today called “Bow Down.”
Beyonce Signs a Lucrative New Publishing Deal, Remains a Fraud and Scam Artist
The whole thing about Beyonce being a fake snake scam artist lying son of a bitch fraud scumbag from hell has really been done to death, so I won’t go over it again. I won’t go over all the producers and writers who have called her ass out over the years, or how every time [...]
Beyonce’s Publicist Asks Website To Take Down “Unflattering” Super Bowl Photos
As if most of us didn’t already suspect that Beyonce’s team tries to force the media into reporting all positive things about the known thief and plagiarizer, now we’ve got some proof to back it up.
Sam Sparro Clowns Beyonce, Remains Flawless
Here’s Sam Sparro clowning the phuck outta Beyonce and her dumb stans in this Chris Crocker parody video. Lightheartedly clowning, that is. I’m sure he’s a fan if he knows all about 4 flopping and whatnot. But I’m going to pretend that this is pure, unadulterated shade because it suits my agenda more. Poor Beyucky [...]
Listen to Destiny’s Child’s Dusty Old Leftover “Nuclear”
Beyonce is really throwing everything she can at the wall for her big comeback and hoping that something sticks. Anything this bitch can think of, she’s doing. A HBO documentary, Super Bowl performance, slutty magazine covers, soft drink endorsements, and now to top it all off, she’s temporarily reuniting with Destiny’s Child. Bey will apparently be joined by [...]
Hypocrite Beyonce Tries to Be Sexy Like Janet and Rihanna With Slutty GQ Magazine Cover
“Man, if I had a dollar for every time that kind of guy says, ‘you’ll only get the cover if you take off your pants’, I’d be a rich woman,” said Beyonce back in 2003 when discussing the pressure she receives to strip down for sexy photoshoots. “When they make those kinds of demands, I [...]
Beyonce Reacts to Kimye Baby News
Poor Beyonce just can’t catch a break lately. First she was attacked by everyone from The Huffington Post to various health advocacy groups for being a hypocrite by plugging Pepsi after being involved in Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move anti-obesity campaign, then she was slammed for starring in an anti-gun PSA following the Sandy Hook massacre, [...]
Let us all bask in the glory of this iconic photo of Tina Knowles
The best thing about Beyonce is that she came out of Tina Knowles‘ vagina. In this breathtaking new photo from Bey’s official tumblr, the divine Mama Knowles can be seem posing elegantly at an underground art exhibition in New York City. The sophisticated beauty opted to wear a gorgeous Heat Rush colored ensemble for the [...]
