[Single Review] Taylor Swift – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Like Shania Twain before her, Taylor Swift has always walked a fine line between country and pop. On her new single, the wordy “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”, the 22-year-old finally throws the banjo out the window for good and aims for her big Dolly Parton “Here You Come Again” pop moment.

With Max Martin and his cohort Shellback in tow, Taylor channels Avril Lavigne over a synthetic concoction of bubblegum acoustics and crunchy drums. Max & Shellback are masters of the hook-song, and the duo certainly deliver the goods here with an anthemic sing-a-long chorus that was clearly designed with radio in mind. With that said, it’s still got nothing on the plucky instrumental hook from Max & Shellback’s first country diva collaboration, Carrie Underwood’s “Quitter”.

Lyrically, Tay-Tay’s back on the topic of boys again, but this time there’s some cheeky playfulness to her delivery. “Never Ever”  isn’t another self-pitying tale of heartbreak, and the melancholy undercurrent present in most of her country-pop hits is gone. That’s not exactly a good thing. While it’s nice to see Taylor not playing the victim card and trying to have a little fun in one of her breakup songs for once, the whole thing feels a little vapid, juvenile, and even boring at times.

Taylor’s sophomore album Fearless brought you back to your school days and reminded you what it was like to fall in love for the first time, while Speak Now and her recent contribution to The Hunger Games soundtrack contained more depth than was expected and showed that America’s Sweetheart was capable of more than just teen melodrama. “Never Ever” does neither. It’s soulless, and while still enjoyable in a completely innocuous way, it’s a big step back artistically (commercially, not so much). With its blatantly Taylor-esque title and tongue-in-cheek indie dissing, it’d be nice to call “Never Ever” both a self-parody and a clever dig at the critics who label Swift’s shtick one-note, but it’s not that smart. It’s all about getting a hit on the Hot 100 and reeling in the pop fans who recoil at even the faintest hint of country music–nothing more, and nothing less.

Taylor’s always been deceptively calculated, but it’s never been as shamelessly obvious as it is now. She’s temporarily traded the heart behind her music in for a good time, and she’s gotten the raw end of the deal. If she sold her soul for “That Don’t Impress Me Much” or even “Party in the U.S.A.” I could understand, but “Never Ever” is miles away from the perfection of those pop gems.

Still, there’s some fun to be had in “Never Ever…” if you look really, really hard, and it’s still superior to 90% of today’s radio-fodder (although, that’s not exactly hard to achieve). Plus, can you imagine if Taylor hadn’t released this song? We’d all be complaining about what a stupid move it was not to release such a surefire smash as Red‘s lead single, even though the rest of the album will most-likely contain much better, albeit less hit-worthy material.

Some will love this, some won’t notice it until the radio’s raped them with it, and others, like myself, will just wait for the album to arrive. That’s where all the good stuff’s (hopefully) gonna be.

Score: 2.75/5

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  • Jeremy

    I usually think Taylor’s really cute, but seriously, how old is she? 12?
    And the speaking part in the bridge was just cringe worthy.

  • http://twitter.com/curdey Michael Curd

    All I can think about is how perfect this is for AVRIL!!! :( Stick to country, Taylor – leave this to Avril please!

  • theprophetblog

    I’m a huge Taylor stan after being converted from a massive hater during Speak Now era (even had floor tickets to her Speak Now tour but I ended up not being able to go coz of my house fire drama), but Avril wouldn’t touch this with a ten foot pole. Even Avril at her most derivative, like “What The Hell”, is better than this. Every Max Martin/Luke/Matrix song she’s ever done is better than this.

  • Fiasco

    Finally took a listen to it yesterday morning. It’s okay, at best. I don’t listen to her music though I have the piano version of Forever and Always (I think that’s the song about the peen-bulge king, Joe Jonas) on my phone, but I have read her lyrics and they’re really, really good. Just wish the music gods could have blessed her with a much better voice. Oh well

  • http://twitter.com/shanparker Shan Parker

    This is the first Taylor Swift song I’ve been able to get into. Certainly calculated to be a smash, and it seems to be doing just that. I’m buying into it!

  • D$

    Go Taylor for having some balls in releasing this. I think she was damned if she did, damned if she didn’t. Red should be interesting…. I’m waiting for more heartbreak/school love hits.

  • http://twitter.com/HBF82 Bojan Goranović

    I wasn’t supposed to like but I do. It’s infectious like flue. Agree with Jacques, tho.

  • Arte

    The worst part is that she’s actually 22! she’s even older than me and looks and acts 12

  • http://twitter.com/OMFGJohnsTube John Norman

    I love this song, it’s so cute and fun! I’ve been playing it a lot since it came out and I’m happy to see her branch out and do something a little different.

  • http://twitter.com/IsmanKamarul Kamarul Isman

    If this go to number one, i will be pissed because she has more better song than this. I’m big fan of Taylor when her debut album was released but when Fearless, i start to have love/hate relationship with her. When Speak Now arrived, i’m start to hate her, all the song sound the same and i hate it (I still love Haunted, Sparks Fly). Come on Taylor, you can do better than this…

  • George

    There’s also a fourth category of reaction, in which I belong: disappointment

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jawon-Palacios/100001497130995 Jawon Palacios

    I see Carley Ray singing this shit! Mabe?! Lol
    I kinda like it even tho I’m trying not to!

  • ScoHay

    YOU ARE SUCH A CRITIC! IF YOU KNOW WHAT GOOD MUSIC IS WHY WON’T BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL MUSICAL ICON?

  • Anon

    I agree %100. Honestly, to me it just seems she is slightly threatened by Carly Rae Jepsen and felt the need to release something catchy and something our iTunes generation would eat up.

  • http://davidsask.wordpress.com/ DavidSask

    She’s catering to the kiddies and it’s working, she was never really for adult crowd!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=671279196 José Francisco Morales

    I don’t agree at all. It’s such a smart move to go on the pop route after three albums, she already had a loyal fanbase and it’s time to expand it doing poppier albums and be an international pop star.

  • http://twitter.com/paulsnyder90 PS Snyder

    Hmm. I don’t know. I think you definitely were way to critical this time. You’re reading way too into a song whose purpose I think was not to be that read into (if that makes sense).

    Most of Taylor’s singles are either drenched in a sort of fairytale naïvety or self pitying deprecation, both of which she gets so much complaining for from critics.

    I like that’s she’s just being really light and fun here…and there is an obvious “self-parodying” element and vibe to her delivery, giving the message “hey…you really shouldn’t take this too seriously”.

    And are we really going to complain at her because she wanted to release a song that had chart potential? Single performance is only going to continue to be a dominant factor is over all era success (more so because of the exponential growth of digital markets).

    I guess in summary…it’s kind of a bummer you’re giving her so much shit just for cutting back, not trying so hard, and just having fun.

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    This review is spot on. Plus, I don’t care what Taylor releases as long as she stays genuine. THAT’S the artistic thing about this single. As cheap as it is, at least you know it’s honest. She could’ve turned out like Lady GaGa, and she could churn out some pretentious snobby singles, and a album so self-indulgent and overhyped … Or she could stay true to herself and release something simple and genuine. I’d give this single at least a 3.5 on that note alone. I’ll save my real judgment for the album

  • theprophetblog

    Oh I totally agree that it was the smartest business decision she could have possibly made, but that doesn’t make the song good…

  • theprophetblog

    The thing is, it was mostly just pop and R&B fans who criticized her. Music critics have been quite good to her. Speak Now got really good reviews and many critics praised it as a mature step for her. Plus, she has done just fun and cute songs before, like “Sparks Fly” for example.

    Like I said, if she was going to go and do some bubblegum track, at least make it a flawless one like “Party in the U.S.A.” or one of Shania’s mega-hits like “That Don’t Impress Me Much” or “Man! I Feel like a Woman”. Not THIS lol. This is pretty mediocre.

  • theprophetblog

    Yeah it’s definitely still Taylor, I agree. The thing about this song really is that technically there’s nothing wrong with it, but that’s kind of the bad thing. It’s so pedestrian. It’s hard to feel strongly either way about it. Usually Taylor’s songs are really beautiful and they evoke some kind of emotion. This just feels a bit reductive lol.

    But I’m confident her album will be amazing. I just hope it still has some country influences, because that’s her lane. I can listen to Kween Kelly Clarkson or Kween Avril Lavigne for great pop/rock/bubblegum, but with Taylor love her mix of pop-country. Even though most of her songs are primarily pop, the fact that she has some country flavor thrown in there and the lyrical style of a lot of country music is what helps her stand out.

  • http://twitter.com/ItsMoXiiE MoxiiE♬

    Great review! Objective, in depth, honest. Very accurate.

  • http://twitter.com/tinka_2910 tiggles

    Still don’t see the appeal…

  • Joe

    I am pretty neutral about this song. Sure its nowhere near her best but i love the fact that it gets her the first hot100 nr1, She is long overdue.

  • http://twitter.com/HyunAKnowles HyunA Knowles

    I’m sorry but this is a 1 for me. And I actually love TayTay, her last two albums are my favorite. But Never Ever is seriously irritating, especially the speaking parts, they cringe me to death.

    “Dis izzzzz eXXxxxXXXHhhhAAAAaaAAuuuussssZZZssttttEeeeEEDDDDd!!!!!” Ew!

  • http://www.twitter.com/d145z mergong

    “She’s temporarily traded the heart behind her music in for a GOOD TIME,….” icwudt Proph

  • http://www.facebook.com/simon.fox.980 Simon Fox

    Agree 100%. I have to admit my first gut reaction was to hate it…(where was the mature ‘Speak Now’ Taylor??) but it IS better than 90% of the stuff in the Top 40, it’s fun and most of all… it does feel genuine. The little spoken bits and the tone of the song reminded me of ‘Better Than Revenge’ in parts…

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  • Staicyloveswift

    Taylor swift is Awsome this song is the best. I love you Taylor

  • Erin

    I never see a bad review for anything she has ever done–at least not since the “Mean” song. When Britney Spears comes out with new material, the critics pounce. Same for Underwood. I like Swift but it just seems that all of her stuff can’t be perfect.