[Single Review] Junsu – “TARANTALLEGRA”

When TVXQ split in half, the opposing sides went in dramatically different directions. JYJ excelled at dramatic, self-composed vocal ballads, while HoMin proved that they were the charismatic masters of the stage with their bulletproof uptempos and slick R&B. JYJ have attempted to do more than just power balladry, delving into dance-pop and even collaborating with Kanye West at one point, but truth be told, most of their non-ballads have sucked harder than Dara did to get her record deal. (not surprising when HoMin have access to SM’s best resources, while JYJ, well, don’t.)

JYJ’s Junsu is determined to turn the tide by proving that he can serve up some uptempo fierceness just as well as Yunho with “TARANTALLEGRA”, the first single from his debut solo album of the same name.

When I first heard the title “TARANTALLEGRA”, I assumed that it was some nonsensical Engrish word Junsu invented because it sounded cool, but a quick Google search told me otherwise. Tarantallegra is the name of a dancing spell from Harry Potter of all places, so the bulk of the song’s lyrics are about the power of music and expression. It’s all very Brown Eyed Girls “Sixth Sense”, with a lot of interesting lines that fans are going to love interpreting. The line “music is all the same everywhere” could be about breaking down language barriers, while “now aren’t you tired of the world controlled by them” seems like an obvious dig at SM.

The song’s production, courtesy of Junsu and his brother JUNO, is the kind of sizzling hot urban-pop that died out after dance music took over. The thumping tempo remains the same for virtually the entire song, with an ominous orchestral line over the top and the occasional flourishes of electronica. With its solid pace, there’s no room for a big flashy hook, with the verse simply bleeding into a hypnotic, autotuned chant from Junsu and a repetitious rap from Asian-American Hip-Hopper FLOWSIK. It’s super dark and sexy, like the kind of song Michael Jackson might have done in the past decade if he were still young and full of swag.

To fit in with his new style, Junsu completely reigns in his big voice, delivering most of “TARANTALLEGRA” through sexy whispers and restrained singing. He lets go towards the end, but pulls back before giving too much. Everybody knows that Junsu can outsing almost any male vocalist out today, so I like how he’s tried something different and not relied on the safeguard that is his voice.

“TARANTALLEGRA” is definitely a banger that grows with each subsequent listen, but as hot as the song is, the music video is where it’s really at. As David Bowie and Prince taught us, if you do androgyny then you better own it, and Junsu does and then some. The 25-year-old rocks a wardrobe that Adam Lambert would kill for, sporting heavy jewellery, guyliner, an ever-changing hair color, and baring his chest at every possible opportunity. He even briefly dresses up as the female version of himself at once point, which is just as bizarre and bold as it is awesome. His eccentric wardrobe all ties in with the video’s highly-sexualised Gothic concept, which was reportedly inspired by the Viennese musical Elisabeth.

Junsu really sells his dramatic new image with some of the most badass choreography I’ve seen all year. The moves are unique and edgy, and Junsu’s execution is tight and fiercely professional. Sex was clearly running through the choreographer’s mind when he created the routine, so Junsu ends up coming across like a male Janet Jackson as he thrusts and humps the air in unison with his small army of backup dancers. Seriously, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a guy do pussy pops this good — whenever they try, they either look too sleazy like Chris Brown, or too hideously effeminate. Junsu looks perfect, and I never found him even slightly attractive until seeing this clip.

Rihanna / HyunA / RaNia / Beyonce WHO?

The whole thing is totally X-rated by Korean standards, but Junsu knows that TV won’t play the video anyway thanks to SM, so he’s just gone ‘fuck it’ and gone all out, and I love it.

With a song this good, an artist this talented, and choreography this bold, it’s all the more of a crime that Junsu won’t get to perform on music programs with everybody else. At least Junsu can comfort himself by knowing that he served up one of the hottest K-Pop tunes of the year, and he didn’t need to blow Lee Soo Man to do it!

Score: 4.25/5

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  • Darwin

    What the hell? Surgery? When did he get this? Seriously please tell me how you got the idea that he has been “botching” himself up. I will risk looking like a total tool but I admit I have been following him like crazy since the formation of JYJ. He has not “disappeared” for long periods of time nor has he been seen walking around with gauze over his face so please enlighten me; How can you say with such certainty that he did this?

    Obviously you are a nasty hater and like all haters you ignore what doesn’t suit you and make shallow conclusions based on faulty “knowledge”. You conveniently forget that “Ms. Jaejoong” has dyed his hair blonde, red, brown etc since the DBSK days and in fact was the first to dye his hair blonde. Does that mean that Junsu “copied” him? LOL! What an idiot.

    You also conveniently forget the Japanese drama and “Protect the boss” and “Heaven’s Postman”. Apparently to you only Yoochun has the “right” to do acting. If Jaejoong or Junsu try then they are copy cats. What are they supposed to do? Just sit around and spread nasty hate like you two FAT, UGLY COWS?

    I’m sick and tired of people like you. If you don’t like Jaejoong then that is fine but you aren’t content with leaving people alone. You also need to disparage him as much as possible. And I kind of feel bad for you. What kind of miserable people you must be to feel better only when you bash someone you don’t even personally know. To put others down. Believe me neither Junsu nor Yoochun would care for your “support” if they realize that you do so at the expense of someone they speak of as a brother. Get a life!

    Also ummm….Kienya or whatever…really? You are speaking of looks? With how you look? Really? LOL! That is rich. I guess now I understand why you don’t like “Ms. Jaejoong” Must be sad to look in the mirror and know that a Korean guy could take any guy who is desperate enough to hook up with you. Did that feel nice? Because that is what bitter people like you do to others.

  • Darwin

    I think it is just superficial scanning. I do this too. I judge a singer or a group based on one song. If I don’t like it I move on. JYJ definitely have had their ups and downs so I’m not surprised that you ignored them. I’ve always liked them so I can move on if I don’t like a song but new fans or non-fans are much harsher.

  • Darwin

    But that is what is sad. Dara IS a nice person so why should people say that? It is a mysoginistic and cruel comment. This “reviewer” ignores everything else about Dara and even manages to sneak in cheap shots in a JUNSU review. Seriously how obsessed is this person that they feel the need to make comments about Dara even when the situation at hand has NOTHING to do with her?

    But yeah most blackjacks I know are cool.

  • Darwin

    A lot of JYJ fans huh? You mean a lot of uninformed idiots. Interesting how you people pull “conclusions” out of your asses instead of actually listening or reading the interviews from Yoochun and Junsu whom you claim to like better and “support”. Junsu decided on his own that he wanted to do musical dramas. He thanked that particular industry because they gave him a chance when no one else did. What the hell would that have to do with Jaejoong? Did someone bend Junsu’s arm into accepting to do, “Tears of Heaven” or “Elizabeth” after “Mozart!”? Have you idiots even seen any of those plays?

    “Alot of JYJ fans feel as if Jaejoong is the only one really benefitting from JYJ seeing as Junsu is involved in musical theater now and Yoochun is in dramas and CFs now.”

    Huh? How? So Yoochun (who is being hailed as the best idol actor and raking in money through CF’s) and Junsu (who has sweeped and revitalized the musical industry) are somehow not benefitting from their own activities but Jaejoong is? How? Please explain how you brain dead moo-cows came to this “logical” understanding? Has Jaejoong released a solo album and I just slept through it? Has he been taking credit for what Junsu and Yoochun did? Is that what you are trying to say? How? When? Was this in Japan when Jaejoong was in shooting for “Hard to say I love you”? BEFORE Yoochun did “SKKS Scandal” or “Beautiful Love”? Have you even seen any of those dramas? Do you know anything at all instead of talking out of your ass? You must feel so tough talking shit about Jaejoong based on your impressions instead of facts.

  • Darwin

    But please tell me how Jaejoong miraculously benefitted from JYJ but Yoochun and Junsu did not.

    Was this when JYJ released “The…” album in Japan? Or was it in “The Beginning” when all three were bashed as “gay” and “stupid”? Was it during “In Heaven” where Junsu (and Junsu ALONE) starred in the mv? Or maybe in “Get Out” where all three were involved? Was this when Jaejoong directed the North American leg of their world tour? Or maybe he did this in Europe? Asia? No? South America perhaps? Possibly when Jaejoong directed a gymnastics event? Do you even know about that?

    Funny. I don’t see any line of logical thinking in your little assumptions. I question you but maybe you’ll continue ignoring things that contradict all the shit you and your ugly friend have been spouting. Basically you admitted that the reason you don’t support Jaejoong is because you don’t like how he looks. NOTHING else. He works his ass off just as much as the others and believe me people don’t just suck your dick because you are an idol and can therefore do no wrong. Just ask Yunho after that horrible drama, “Heading to the Ground”. But guess what, he improved. Jaejoong too has always been improving himself and that is what pisses me off. You ignore all of his work and contributions. You LIE shamelessly and have others join you in the bash parade like the pathetic hater you are.

    Also what form does this “benefit” take? Meaning exactly how does Jaejoong benefit? Is it in awards cause last time I checked Jaejoong and definitely JYJ have won a grand total of…….*drum roll* …….ZERO. ZIP. ZILCH. NADA! music awards in South Korea. They are all banned from variety or idol tv shows. NONE of their music is counted for any award shows. They only make the news in haterland (where you clearly reside) during scandals. I wasn’t aware that scandals were so beneficial. If it is in fan support then that is an issue for the fans NOT Jaejoong, Junsu or Yoochun. I can’t make any claims there because I really don’t know how vocal or active the fans are which brings me to another point. Just WHO the fuck do you think you are to claim ” that most” JYJ fans feel a certain way? Do you know all JYJ fans? The ones in the U.S., S. Korea, Japan, Germany, Spain, Peru and the rest of the world? No right? Didn’t think so! Next time you open your big fat mouth do some fact checking first.

    As for Jaejoong’s looks; I peronally find him wonderful to look at. If you don’t that is fine. It is not the end of the world so don’t go around making shit up and misleading people!

  • Sebastianann485

    WOW! who are these guys. the music, the danceing, the voice is strong, clear,fresh,clean and crisp. Full bodied and NOT like everyone else. To be that male and that pretty and handsome all at the same time. Yes even with the eye liner it worked with no hicups or ho hums. 

  • iAmJayDO

    Haha, yeah. I did that with DBSK actually and I never understood why anyone liked them. It actually turned me off of SM artists overall. But someone let me hear songs like “Wrong Number” and such and now Homin can get it. I probably should give them an actual listen one day.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/zarifah_ifa loveveve

     oh my god. y r u guys like bashing him? fyi, jaejoong did drama wayyy earlier than yuchun, n even junsu’s musical. n that drama was a hit. jae also did blonde wayy earlier than junsu, it was around 2006 if im not mistaken. so get ur facts straight 1st before saying anything. n fyi, my super duper bias is junsu.

  • bonnie lou

    First reveiw I’ve read of yours, blew me away with your ribald humor and spot on about everything. I thought Junsu really got his “man on” by being passive with the fleshy women dancers, so all the androgynous stuff works for me. He works well on a world stage, as his fan base attests to…thanks for great review!!!

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    Also music of the year, the chorous !!

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