[Single Review] Christina Aguilera – Your Body

There’s a fine line between good slutty and bad slutty.

Christina Aguilera has been on both sides of the sexy fence during her thirteen year career, shocking and titillating as a good girl gone bad on 2003′s “Dirrty”, and later causing waves of secondhand embarrassment for anybody unfortunate enough to witness the “Not Myself Tonight” fiasco.

When you’re as out of touch with pop culture and reality as Aggie was during the Bionic era, sometimes it takes hitting rock bottom to really put things back into perspective. Now that her flop album and divorce are behind her, and with the bragging rights of having a higher-rated show than Britney Spears, Aggie’s back to doing what she does best, serving up another (good) slutty anthem with her sleazy comeback single “Your Body”.

On the Max Martin and Shellback-produced thumper, Christina hits the town in search of a sweaty post-breakup one night stand. With the skittery drum beat that underlines the verses, “Your Body” could at times pass for a recent Maroon 5 single if it weren’t for the outrageously x-rated lyrics. When Aggie declares that she doesn’t even need to know her temporary lover’s name before they do the deed (“all I need to know is whose place,” she bluntly states), it positions the sexploits outlined in “Your Body” about one rung higher than a drunken bathroom blowjob at the club. But then again, this is Christina Aguilera we’re talking about. Whether she’s wearing assless chaps or pretending to be the modern day Billie Holiday, Xtina never does anything by halves. In fact, just because you didn’t buy “Not Myself Tonight”, she came back with something even filthier just to prove a point. (and if you don’t like it, fuck you!)

But all this dirrty talk wouldn’t be worth much without a good song behind the sleaze, and thankfully, “Your Body” delivers on all fronts. Max and Shellback’s urban-electro production is just as current and commercial as anything else on the charts right now, but it doesn’t sound like anything else out there — a trait that’s present in most of Aguilera’s discography. The raunchy chorus sees Christina reclaiming her throne from Rihanna as pop’s most shameless nymphomaniac, and the song’s breakdown –a whirlpool of pounding beats, synths, and ferocious vocal acrobatics– is positively earth-shattering if the volume’s turned up loud enough.

Never one to play the wallflower, Aguilera brandishes her voice like a sword, boldly swinging at anyone and everyone who ever criticized her for oversinging. When she bellows, “I think you already know my name!”, it’s less of a come-on than it is a battle cry from a pop diva who just successfully clawed her way back from the brink of X-tinction without having to compromise one thing about herself to do so.

If any fault can possibly be found within Christina’s comeback smash, it’s the difference between the leaked demo and the final iTunes version. The decision to push the clean version –replacing “fuck” with “love”– is like reading Fifty Shades of Grey with the naughtiest bits omitted, and some of the vocals have been overly polished, losing the raw edge they had in the demo. Those small discrepancies aside (I’m sure we’ll get the profane version soon enough), “Your Body” is everything it needs to be and then some. It’s Stripped, 2012.

Bring on Lotus.

Score: 4.5/5

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  • http://twitter.com/OMFGJohnsTube John Norman

    “some of the vocals have been overly polished, losing the raw edge they had in the demo.”

    Exactly what I’ve been saying, but I still love it! This song is so good. I stan for Britney, but I can’t stand everyone wanting Christina to fail just because they like Britney. Why don’t we have both?

  • http://twitter.com/Myrmicinae Brendicienta

    Hope this single is any indicatition of a consistent LP, Like you said, Stripped 2.0, that album was amazing!

  • Lili

    Great review. I prefer the demo as well. I also liked the reverb from the demo version, it just complemented the song.

  • TFC

    i don’t really like her but it looks like this one is turning out as quite a success. the only thing i wanna know now is how this single would have done without the support of her being a judge on “the voice”.

  • Synchorotical

    Really great review! I totally agree with the fact that the demo sounded sooo good compared to the polished one which is weird. RawTina <3

    lotus is shaping up to be her best era yet, the music video looks promising aswell!

    and with the Britney comparison, the world is big enough to like both of em at the same time.

  • cactass

    They haven’t mentioned the song being out on iTunes once on the show. Even when they showed the sneak peek of the music video they didn’t mention it. Sales have all been fom radio exposure and her fans promoting it on twitter. RCA isnt doing shit…

  • Bleahim

    I absolutely adore this song! …and I agree, desperately need explicit version!!! :) ))

  • TFC

    her media coverage now is higher compared to when she was not a judge. get it?

  • TFC

    she will benefit from the exposure through the voice just like maroon 5 did.

  • http://www.facebook.com/LeeTeckYing Landon Lee

    The song has an amazingly catchy chorus, I just wish that Max Martin would throw more synth into the verse. Overall, I love it. This song has HIT potential.

  • AnKkA

    SlayTina coming fo yo faves! The video is going to be EVERYTHING!

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Fucking love this song, It’s my anthem right now lol and unlike “NMT” I was instantly hooked. I knew Christina was going to have to drop a top 40 smash to make a comeback but thank God she did it her way instead of selling out (not that I thought she would).
    This song is hot as fuck and I can’t wait for the full video to drop because the clip already snatched Katy, Gaga, Rihanna and Nicki’s wigs and burned them lol

    P.S *DEAD* at Xtina retweeting Gaga’s tweet praising her but not responding.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Some bitches still think they’re in high school lol… and some just are.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Obviously she’ll benefit but lets not make out like she’s JLO and would have got zero exposure, even “NMT” was played all over the place.

  • Guest

    Dear God. Now that Christina is back in the game releasing new music along side Britney and Gaga, stans are becoming so rabid and are about to set of the zombie apocalypse that will end us all.

  • http://www.twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Well written review Proph! I couldn’t agree more … This is easily 1,000 times better than ‘Not Myself Tonight’…. I’m already so much more excited for ‘Lotus’ than I was for ‘Bionic’… Though ill admit, I was a huge fan of about 75% of that album. I like that she chose the edited version as well… It’s amazing how much classier it makes the song … Despite the already raunchy nature. It’s a good balance …

  • http://www.facebook.com/Vlad.junior Vlademir Junior

    It deserved a 5/5. This song slayed me so FUCKING hard! Best xtina’s song since dirrty!

  • Tristan Schack

    this is EXACTLY what i wanted NMT to be a few years back… but even though she let me down then, she’s redeemed her self now, as long as the “fuck” version gets released: Christina, shontay, you stay.

  • Adam Rysio

    I really hope they will release the explicit version too. The clean version just isn’t as fun :/

  • Iceberg

    My job is done here…

    * closes coffin door

  • ScoHay

    Wow impressive… I hoped you would give this a good rating even though much of the music I like you hate.

  • http://twitter.com/SirLordJ Jeff

    I bought Not Myself Tonight and regret nothing! It the epitome of hot mess. This on the other hand I’m just not feeling. I think it would have been wiser to go with something safer, but hey when has Christina played it safe.

  • dany.p

    Bitch is gonna dominate on the charts

  • XOXTINA

    LOVE LOVE THIS SONG. I love it so much I did a cover in honor of her X-majesty.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkQNGaWe_fA Please be nice..

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_U67SZ37IJIJVTT4Y5GYLDQ6DB4 Bailey

    Proph… Could you not use “slutty”, please? It’s actually a pretty sexist insult. :-/

  • http://twitter.com/tinka_2910 tiggles

    Slay, Xtina; slay like the wind!

  • http://twitter.com/RTMcNeely Ryan Thomas McNeely

    Slayed by the song. But — can/will she do this live and not struggle?

  • Joey

    Didn’t she swear she wouldn’t cop out and work with Max at one point? Or is that just a myth. Oh well, after a flop like Bionic bitch needs to do everything she can

  • my self

    fuck yes i like it Xina is Queen once again

  • Mc

    Terrible shitty song

  • Cruzlax

    Song is on iTunes and taking forever to move up is a terrible song for X Tina standards and a big flop again! Not a fan

  • Amazee

    If this song doesn’t hit number 1, then I hope it hits the top 10.

  • Benjiamin

    I absolutely loved the comment that Xtina wields her voice like a sword… It’s so fucking true because Xtina has done nothing eXcept slay her enemies with that amazing voice!!!! Love it!!!