The Pussycat Dolls brand is proving that cat’s really do have nine lives, with PCD creator Robin Antin preparing to relaunch the slutty supergroup with all new Dolls and a brand new reality TV show.
Two of the six new Dolls have already been officially confirmed: One is former Paradiso Girl and LMFAO “Party Rock” feature singer Lauren Bennett, and the other is sexy basketball mistress and former Laker Girl Vanessa Curry.
A rumored list of the remaining members is floating around, but it’s hard to say whether it’s legit or not just yet.
Edit: The new lineup have been confirmed! First official picture below.
The all-new PCD will apparently shake up the model of the original group, with four vocalists and two dancers, rather than just one singer like when Nicole Scherzinger was in charge. According to reports dating back as far as March, the launch of PCD 2.0 will be detailed in Antin’s third reality show, which is reportedly being produced by Kim Kardashian and Nigel Lythgoe.
Kim Kardashian producing a reality show about the Pussycat Dolls just feels so right, like all the stars and planets have perfectly aligned.
But is the world really ready for PCD to make a comeback? No? Well who the fuck cares, because I am! It’ll be nice to finally have a girl group outside of South Korea or the UK worth paying attention to, and better yet, it’ll be a girl group that can actually dance, which is something the UK have yet to master. If there’s one thing that American pop music needs right now, it’s a manufactured group of L.A. casting couch babes pointlessly popping their coochies and flipping their hair in frivolous car commercials. Why should Rihanna and Beyonce have all the fun? There’s strength in numbers!
After examining the top ten of the Hot 100, I’m going to predict that the new PCD will return with music akin to a female LMFAO mixed in with that horrible David Guetta song that features Usher. Y’all complain about how bad that music is, but I guarantee you’ll support it if it’s coming from saucy sexbots giving gynecology exams in their music videos like PCD, so quit yer bitchin’.