Nicki Minaj & Cassie premiere video for flaw-free duet “The Boys”

I’ve been the #1 Nicki Minaj hater in the game for a minute now, but I’ve found myself warming to the plasticine songstress ever since she collaborated with my favorite underrated starlet Cassie, joined my favorite singing show American Idol, and snatched the raggedy wig of my favorite self-obsessed primadonna Mariah Carey.
Now, I’m not saying that I’m a fan or anything just yet, but anybody who can stand up to “her fuckin’ highness” is a winner in my book.
Diva beef aside, the music video for Nicki and Cassie‘s killer duet “The Boys” has dropped, and it’s real fun. Imagine a cuter, less STD-ridden version of “Super Bass” or “Stupid Hoe”, and you’ve got “The Boys”. As usual, Nicki looks like a cartoon porn star from the hood, while Cassie looks like a flawless kween from the Philippines.
“The Boys” hasn’t charted yet, so I’m kind of wondering to myself what the fuck is wrong with you people? “Your Love” was a hit but this can’t even chart? Step it up people! Go blow your nearest radio programmer so they’ll start spinning this hot tune.