[New Music] Heidi Montag – “Heartbeat”

As promised, the indestructible Heidi Montag has blessed mankind with a brand new MP3, “Heartbeat”.

My fellow Heidi Holics will remember this one from early last year when an unfinished version was leaked online, but the song has since received a major overhaul courtesy of producer Rob Holloday, who’s previously worked with Drake and Cassie.

Haters gon’ hate, but Holloday’s production is hot stuff. The hitmaker crafts a quirky Hip-Pop beat that bops along to Heidi’s autotuned cooing, before completely dropping out on the hook and leaving Heidi to sing like her voice is being fed through an old answering machine. The song eventually ends in a woozy flurry of snakey synthesizers that sound like they came straight off of a Neptunes track.

If there’s any fault to be found in Heidi’s latest gem, it’s that it sounds more like a hot remix than an original song, which is really what is. The original version, even in its rough state, was more of a natural fit for Heidi’s barely-there vocals, while the Rob Holloday’s production is a little busier.

After being used to the original “Heartbeat”, it took a few spins for the new version to click, but now I’m kind of obsessed.

Heidi’s done it again!

You can pick up “Heartbeat” on iTunes worldwide now, where it’s being sold as a new addition to Heidi’s recently-released Dreams Come True EP.

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  • IDGAF

    OMG! OMG! What…What…was she thinking. This is horrid. I’m not kidding. It’s a crime. She needs to be arrested.

  • http://twitter.com/TylerAustinFox Tyler Fox

    this is so fucking bad. this is bad bad. this is worse than her previous music. wow. I don’t even think its her fault.

  • Joshuajay

    So i can get down with some “Look How I’m Doing” And “My Parade” but this song is just a mess. Its awful. 

  • Steveroni

    Umm. I’m gonna stick with “I’ll Do It” That’s my jam!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesFluker James Alexander Fluker

    Omg! Stunning!

  • gee!sus

    Groundbreaking!

  • Zach

    What the fuck?

    I actually bopped and was one of the 200 people to buy her album when it came out. This is awful. Completely awful.

  • BritneyLover

    I love it! 

  • Thyagofurtado

    OMG, what is that!

  • Heidi

    When your in RIO just let me know, it’s a partahy!

  • Chakra

    Well, it’s certainly no Overdosin’. 

  • http://twitter.com/DarkKard4 Sunny

    Heidi Montag rules!!! and the song is amazing.

  • http://twitter.com/joeysauer J▲EY

    Hate myself for not liking it so will give it a few more listens over the next couple of days and will report back… wish me luck.

  • Bleahim

    Horrible!!!

  • mimifan

    what mess is this???

  • http://www.facebook.com/JamesFluker James Alexander Fluker

    Something more amazing and timeless than most of these haters can comprehend! ~genre-defining~

  • Brandon

    GODI MONTAG. 

    WHEN. WILL. YOUR. FUCKING. FAVES.

  • Guest

    Thats part of the shoe….I would think someone with Gaga for their icon might know a *little* something about fashion. Guess not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Pingo-McGraw/100002169160218 Pingo McGraw

    Is this breaking and entering  Björk territory?

  • http://twitter.com/joeysauer J▲EY

    Why would I automatically know something about an ugly shoe-pretending-to-be-a-sock “fashion” trend from being a Gaga stan? How basic.

  • guest

    Sorry! I just assumed all gaga fans were fashion fans. My bad.

  • jord

    awful

  • http://twitter.com/britneysunicorn nicky

    this is the worst thing i’ve ever heard, ever

  • Synchorotical

    Worst Heidi Montag song. WTF is this OMG. got me feel dizzy abit. Still cant wait for more music from this Goddess.

  • http://twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke Luke

    Is it amazing, is it shit? I DUNNO! >_<

  • Jenny

    She needs to go to rehab, the girls looks and sounds a mess.