This new Cheryl Cole album is going to be so fucking bad. First their was the Rihanna knock-off “Call My Name”, which is catchy enough in its sheer inoffensiveness, but then our senses were assaulted with the single’s official b-side “Make You Go” — another recycled Rihanna jam in which Cheryl ‘sings’ in an exotic accent over a Major Lazer-sampling island beat.
Now we’ve been gifted with the worst song to come out of A Million Lights thus far with “Love Killer” — a hideously generic dubstep tune that even Jessie J wouldn’t use to wipe her ass with.
The hot mess was unleashed on Cheryl’s official Soundcloud account earlier today along with a link to pre-order her new album, so one has to assume that this is probably a cut from A Million Lights.
The only aspect of this song that I like is that I’m pretending it’s a diss to Miss Nicole ‘Killer Love’ Scherzinger for snatching Cheryl’s rightful spot on the X Factor judging panel.
I can’t wait for Nicole’s response. This is gonna be like Biggie Vs. Tupac all over again, except with bad music.