Girl, you would not believe how many damn requests I’ve had to post that Loreen chick ever since she won Eurovision. “OMG PROPH, WHY DIDN’T YOU POST EUPHORIA?“, “PROPH, WHERE IS THAT LOREEN POST?“, “PROPH, EUPHORIA IS THE GREATEST SONG OF THE YEAR FUCKING AMAZING PLEASE SUPPORT #REALTALENT!” and so on and so forth.
My feelings for “Euphoria” are so middle-of-the-road that they’re virtually non-existent. All I can think of what I hear it is that it’s the kind of song that I know the gays at the club will get way too into when it plays, so I’ll conveniently use it as my cue to go ply myself with more booze at the bar so I don’t have to stand amongst a crowd of sweaty shirtless queens clenching their fists and expressively miming “EUUUUPPPHHHOOORRRIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!” like they’re on one of those rejected audition tapes for RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Anyway, the music video for the song premiered today, so here’s my post on “Euphoria”. I hope this ends the incessant nagging.
Loreen runs around in a field while ‘Euphoria” plays. The end.