[Music Video] Jeffree Star – “Prom Night”

I felt so much second hand embarrassment for Akon back when he announced that he had signed “the male Lady GaGa” Jeffree Star to his label almost two years ago. Not because I have anything against Jeffree, but because Akon is so thick that he automatically assumed that the first guy he saw wearing a wacky outfit was automatically GaGa with a penis. Not to mention that it took him so long to even discover Jeffree in the first place, who had already been a top web celebrity for years before Akon arrived late to the party.

It’s taken Kon Live Entertainment a while to properly roll out Jeffree’s ‘first’ single “Prom Night”, but now that it’s here, you’ll probably wish that they had kept it locked away next to that unreleased Tami Chynn album.

For anybody that’s followed the pop career of Jeffree, “Prom Night” is beyond disappointing. The only thing that ever made his music good in the first place was the exciting production (see his debut album ‘Beauty Killer’), and now that the beats have been replaced with the most Z-grade Taio Cruz leftover shit under the sun, there’s nothing redeemable about Star’s tunes at all.

The music video is equally as horrendous. Star crashes a prom party that looks like it’s being held in Chris Crocker’s garage, throws a drink on some girl (why is a grown twenty-something man attacking a teenage girl at the prom? Not cool), crowd surfs, pouts his plastic lips, and then guns down the prom king and queen.

Yawn.

The only thing Star has in common with Lady GaGa is that they’re both overstyled hypocrites trying to sell individuality through complete and utter conformity.

Check out “Prom Night” below, and then give the Beauty Killer album a listen if you want some Jeffree Star music that doesn’t sound like an Akon turd.

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  • Lou

    No, thank you. :x

  • http://www.facebook.com/kirw2n Lee Lohan

    Fierce?

  • Mikka

    This post is kind of brilliant. Agree Agree Agree 100%  ”trying to sell individuality through complete and utter conformity.” < Truth.

  • iAmAwesome

    WTF did I just watched/listened to?

  • Nicky

    god that was embarrassingly awful. akon, please die.

  • Popblock

    Akon is nothing but a joke, why on earth would he waste money on this? You can’t even market something like this to the gays. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1127181558 Andrés Felipe Rodríguez

    the awful thing is that he try to do the pshyco stuff theme from his last album (the taser gun, the gun, the kid with the fire gun), but with crappy music, but it  will not work cause the pshyco stuff goes well with the emo-electropop-rock songs from his last album (Get Away With Murder, Prisioner, I’m In Love (With A Killer) but it doesn’t go well with crappy electroshitty-dance and the crappy campy-talking-rap, the only good thing on this video are Stefani Chapman (the tattooed girl) she’s banging and Matthew Thomas Hess (the guy with the big diamon flesh tunnels).

  • http://twitter.com/VampyreLace Porcelstein ♥

    Either you’re stanning for Porcelain now, or you came to these conclusions on your own. Either way, the video and song are a complete flop. Sadly, Jeffree was never going to happen. 

  • http://twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke LUKE

    best line ever.

  • http://twitter.com/EduGold Edu Gold

    Wow that was pretty harsh I personally liked it.

  • iAmJayDO

    Okay, I’m mixed. I never ever EVER like Jeffree Star. Even when I heard him when I listened to this type of music years ago in high school. But I actually like this song. At the same time, I feel like I like it only because it sounds a billion times better than the trash he use to let out. As for the video, I’ve never liked looking at him and I still don’t. And what’s with that empty ass prom?

  • B2R4D

    I actually really like it. The production still sounds a little amateur though. They should of sent it to Dr. Luke and he would of refined it. The song honestly has a lot of potential, and I’m being serious. Not saying that Jeffree will make it, but this is pretty good compared to his usual standard. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/thebLainekelley BLaine Kelley

    well, i liked the little girl at the end:
    “fucking amateurs” . LoL.
    but that was about it.

    why were his videos made prior to being signed better quality than this?
    …never been a fan, but that “get away with murder” video had more than this 5 dollar budget.

  • Wah Wah Wah

    Song fu**ing blows! And for your info…GaGa does have a ding dong! I was expecting something along the lines of Prisoner by Jeffree. I guarantee this union will not last long at all. If I know Miss Thing Jeffree…she’ll be like…FU(( This…I’m outta here! He’ll keep doing his own stuff and get a better response

  • Fran

    I love JS he is absolutely fabulous and I’d love to have him do my make up Plus I kinda think he hot in his tight pink pants.