My handsome hubby Adam Lambert has seriously missed the mark with his music videos this era, but it’s not due to a lack of effort. First he served up The Beginner’s Guide to Meditation with “Better Than I Know Myself”, and now he’s gone and dropped what looks like Aeon Flux-meets-Fame with the video for “Never Close Our Eyes”. And just to clarify, I’m talking about the Charlize Theron box office bomb, not the critically-acclaimed cartoon.
In the bizarre sci-fi visual, Glambert plays your ordinary everyday rebellious citizen in one of those futuristic totalitarian societies where everybody looks the same and individuality is a big no-no. Of course, the flamboyant Glambert isn’t going to fit in very well in a place like that so he… well, I actually don’t understand what he does, but somehow the video ends with everybody wearing colored clothes and dancing like a bad Broadway musical.
On the bright side, Adam looks seriously hot. If given the chance, I would back it up on his face and twerq it like there’s no tomorrow, before making him serenade me with that beautiful
penis voice of his.
At the rate things are going, I can’t deal with another music video from Trespassing, so I vote that Glambert just drop a sextape scored to his current single next time around.