Mariah Carey‘s new single “Triumphlop (Flop ‘Em)” makes a disastrous debut on the charts this week, coming at at No. 15 on Billboard’s Bubbling Under chart. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the charts, that’s the equivalent of No. 115 on the Hot 100.
To further put the level of this phloppage into perspective, Beyonce’s 4 bonus cut “Dance For You” is currently higher than Mariah at No. 11.
“Triumphlop” shifted 23,000 downloads in its first week, which means that Mariah has less than 23,000 lambs left in America if you factor in that most of them would have purchased the song multiple times.
Despite having a music video on the way and a high-profile performance at The Giants Vs. Cowboys game in early September, chances of “Triumphlop” making a comeback are slim. The song was out of the iTunes top 100 within about two or three days of its release, and it’s since fallen out of the top 200 all together.