Mariah Carey is giving me transsexual realness this era, and I love it. First in that crazy American Idol promo photo, and now in this glamorous snap from the set of her new music video for “Triumphant (Get Em)”. And when I call Queen Mariah a tranny, I don’t mean some cracked-out newbie turning tricks in the back alley to hustle enough money for hormones — I’m talking stunning AVN Transsexual Performer of the Year award winner. The type of tranny who starts out in porn but is so fabulous that she crosses over into mainstream films and modelling, and eventually scores her own radio show on Sirius or something. You know?