Even though Laurieann Gibson has made big bucks as a choreographer and creative director for the likes of Lady GaGa and Nicki Minaj, it’s always been clear that she’s the one who wants to be the star. Pressed that she never became the next Paula Abdul, Laurieann has done everything imaginable to get her name out there, and that’s cool. Ya gotta hustle in Hollywood. But when Laurieann’s dreams of superstardom involve her trying to launch a music career of her own, that’s where the line needs to be drawn.
LG has just released a new dance-pop single called “Last Chance”, and it’s much worse than you could have imagined. I’m talking hot ass fucking mess territory.
I wanted to like this solely for the trash factor, but it’s way too bad to even get some tragic pity love — it’s how Jennifer Lopez would sound if she didn’t have a multi-million dollar record label behind her. Not even Aubrey O’Day would record this shit, and you know you’ve reached rock bottom when even Danity Kane’s murderer won’t go near your music
LG needs to stick to creating more God awful performances and concepts for Nicki Minaj. That way Nicki’s career will go bust, LG’s will follow, and two birds will have been killed with one stone.
By the way, I hate to tell y’all this, but “Last Dance” isn’t LG’s first stab at a music career. If you’ve got the stomach for it, check out her “Addictive” music video below.