Following the shamelessly addictive “Part Of Me”, Katy Perry‘s remaining tracks from The Complete Confection have taken a leak online.
When it comes to Katy, you never really know what you’re gonna get. It’s usually something incredibly mind-blowingly amazing, or pure, stinkin’ trash — both of which are appropriate descriptions for The Complete Confection’s new tunes.
I’ll get the bad one out of the way first, “Dressin’ Up”. It’s one of Katy’s first attempts at having a Britney moment and creating something super sexual, but with lyrics like “You wanna pet my kitty / you’re such a dirty doggie” and references to Sesame’s Street’s Cookie Monster, it’s about as arousing as a colostomy bag. It’s raunch for tweens that would probably sound more appropriate coming from Selena Gomez than the 27-year-old Perry.
Definitely one of the best non-singles to come out of the Teenage Dream era.