A few days ago, Lady GaGa hinted that her third studio album will be titled ‘ARTPOP‘ by tweeting the above selca with the turgid title freshly tattooed on her arm. I ignored it, praying to the gods of pretense that this embodiment of everything that makes Lady GaGa super-duper lame would not destroy what could potentially be a fabulous-sounding album. Unfortunately, the Dutchess of Delusion has now officially confirmed the news through her new fan community, aka loser haven, LittleMonsters.com.
Here’s the first of what will surely be many Godawful quotes that GaGa has already made about ARTPOP.
“ARTPOP is an obsession.”
“Make sure when writing about my new album/project ARTPOP that you capitalize the title, its all in the details.”
“Pop art was a movement in the 70s that is still alive today.”
“ARTPOP is the music I’ve been making since ‘The Fame.’”
“The irony of ARTPOP and pop art being similar is on purpose.”
“ARTPOP could mean anything.”
How about this one: “FARTPOP is like a big loud stinky pretentious bowel movement that only generic teenagers and puerile gay men can smell.”
Sigh. GaGa would be so good if she wasn’t allowed to speak, write her own lyrics, or record songs like “Americano”. With that said, “Marry The Night” is still mah jam.