How the hell can you not love Kylie Minogue? Aka KWEEN KYLIE!
The Aussie icon has just announced the first batch of dates for her ‘Anti Tour’, which is a tiny, intimate show for the super stans featuring all the b-sides and album cuts that you never thought you’d see live.
Check out the official blurb below.
“Small, intimate, unexpected. A unique experience, for super fans only. Kylie and her band performing those songs you thought you’d never hear live! The flipside to a huge “Kylie production”, a once in a lifetime chance and a night to remember.”
What do you want to hear Kween K perform on the Anti Tour? I want “Made Of Glass”! To this day it still shits on your fave’s lead single.
Since Kylie is such an defining trendsetter, we can only hope that other pop superstars rip her off and launch their own anti tours. I want a Britney one — I need to see The Holy Spearit lethargically shuffling around a small dive bar while “Don’t Hang Up”, “And Then We Kiss”, and “Trouble” blast from a portable CD player on the side of the stage.
I also need the Janet anti tour, so I can finally see “Love Me” — the original “Just a Little While” — in all its live (lip-synced) glory.
And what about the Heidi Montag anti tour? “Heartbeat”, “Your Love Found Me”, and “Fanatic”, all performed ‘live’ during one magical night at the Orange County Lucky Strike!
Head to Kylie.com for all the anti tour tea.