Kween Kylie Minogue delivered a somewhat boring, somewhat fabulous performance of her new promo single “Timebomb” live on The Voice last night.
Kylie, with the help of a backing track in places, made sure to sing live during her performance, although that should be a given since her performance just consisted of her marching around the stage next to backup dancers and colorful set pieces.
Just when I was starting to doze off, Kylie let the world know that she wasn’t playing by ripping off her leather jacket and shaking her famous ass all over the place, as if to say, “YES BITCH, I STILL GOT IT AND I ALWAYS WILL!”
I preferred Cheryl’s performance more because it was more of a grand spectacle than Kylie’s, but I loved Kylie’s for the fact that she actually sang and was such a fierce kween with her rump shaking.
In other news, “Timebomb” debuted at No. 31 on the UK charts from just two days of sale.