All these years I ignored Super Junior’s sub-units only to later discover that within one of those units was the key to my heart: HENRY. I’ve been obliterated by my angelic new husband and his epic techno-dubstep anthem, “Break Down,” ever since he released it earlier this month, so I was OVER THE MOON when he decided to start promoting the HAWT Chinese track in Korea.
My KING and his irrelevant backup dancers conquered the stage on last night’s episode of Music Bank. The miming was almost as hardcore as Henry’s supernatural beauty, but the choreography made up for it… almost. Also, I recognized one of Henry’s unnamed assistants as the same individual who was sexually assaulted by IU. He’s cute. Why do haters call him an “anchovy” in a disparaging manner and shade IU for taking his virginity?
Other than Henry’s historic solo performance, SISTAR19 also stripped down for a rendition of their amazing new single, “Gone and blah blah blah.” Hyorin did almost the entire thing live and sounded incredible, while featured artist, Bora, could barely even get through her five second rap without the backing track. On the bright side, Bora did look supremely hot and killed the choreography, but it was basically a Hyorin solo performance. I simply cannot and could not when Bora curled up into a ball on the ground while Hyorin climbed her big ass onto the table and served Whitney realness like a true diva.
On top of “Gone…,” the pair also delivered a super cute performance of the single’s b-side, “A Girl In Love.” Is it just me, or is anybody else kind of obsessed with this song? I’ve been playing it on repeat alongside “Gone…” since the mini-album dropped. It’s just like when their last album dropped and “Lead Me” was almost as good as “Alone.”
By the way, Henry and Hyorin need to make a Double H sub-unit and show the world what true talent and beauty looks like.