Kelly Rowland can’t do much more than oversexed R&B these days, but that’s okay, because she does it so damn well. She killed it in “Motivation”, killed it in “Representin’”, and now she’s killin’ it again with her latest single, “Ice”.
I was concerned that K-Row was going to push her unparallelled sex appeal to trashy new limits in the “Ice” music video, but for the most part, the shining jewel of Destiny’s Child keeps things relatively classy. I mean, she walks a thin fucking line, but she manages to work it like government hooker without resorting to extreme closeups of her vagina or doing whatever tacky shit it was that Beyonce did in “Video Phone”. Ms. Kelly looks more beautiful than ever before (yes, even in that damn Ru Paul wig and burlesque drag queen get-up), and she was not playing when it came to the choreography. For someone who isn’t a dancer, she really twerked out some smooth moves like a pro. I guess after 10 years of seeing a solo Beyonce dance up a storm on stage, Kelly finally pulled her finger out and decided to catch up.
Now that LeToya’s short-lived but flawless music career seems to have come to an end and Michelle continues to be Michelle, it looks like Rowlegend is back to being my favorite DC member. How could she not be with all these steamy sex jams?
Thank God Weezy didn’t show up to the video shoot tbh