Ke$ha stans have been spazzing their wigs and weaves off for six months straight since Dr. Luke previewed one of The Kween’s new Warrior cuts, “Supernatural”. Now the song that had us all prematurely ejaculating has arrived in full, and it’s a certified fave $layer.
“Supernatural”, which is reportedly about this one time at band camp when KE$HA WAS RAPED BY A FUCKING GHOST, is a bit generic, but it’s generic in the absolute best way possible. That makes it the opposite of “Die Young”, which is generic in the worst way possible due to its similarities to a damn Flo-rida song.
As much as “Supernatural” owns my soul, I am still waiting for this ‘cock rock’ album to emerge. Actually, no I’m not. I’ve learned by now that any time a pop star with even a smidgen of superstar success says that they’re doing something different and edgy, they never are. Katy Perry compared “Circle the Drain” to Alanis Morissette. Kelly Clarkson compared Stronger to Prince. The list goes on. You just can’t trust these hoes when it comes to this shit. All you can do is close your eyes and pray that none of their songs sound anything like Mariah Carey’s “Triumphant”.