Ke$ha is really trying to fuck with the God-fearing netizens this era. We first got a taste of her new Illuminati concept during her entertaining performance of “Die Young” on the Australian X Factor earlier this week, but the former dumpster diva takes things to the next level in the song’s official music video — in which she plays an Illuminati princess having a satanic orgy in an unholy church.
Although the clip is chock full of el cheapo Windows Movie Maker special effects, the idea of lampooning the hilarious misconception that every successful pop star under the sun must be a member of some secret underground cult is pretty funny. The sad part is seeing Ke$ha so desperately trying to sex up her image by spending half the video rolling around in her lacy white bra & panties. The 25-year-old’s unconventional sex appeal always stemmed from her crass confidence and irreverent sense of humor — not from how big her fake tits are or how good she looks half-naked. It was bad enough that she chose a Flo-rida remix for her comeback single, but seeing her conform to pop music’s generic (and completely over-sexualized) standard of beauty is every bit as depressing as Katy Perry’s two cent chart-toppers or Beyonce’s red carpet pregnancy stunt.
Ke$ha honey, you can sing, write, play a few instruments, and you’re one of the very few people in Hollywood without a giant pole wedged up your ass. I know that you lost a tonne of weight and are looking really hot right now, but please put your clothes back on and give us some of the awesome music –whether it’s the catchy top forty fluff or the ballsy rock you-ve been hollering about, I don’t care– that you and your team of hitmakers are capable of.
Signed, your biggest stan who has seen you twice in concert and buys everything you release.