Ke$ha‘s Warrior promo single, “C’mon”, has just been upgraded to official second single status. The legendary songstress cryptically confirmed the news on Twitter earlier today during a chat with iTunes.
“C’mon” is one of those songs that you first hear and go, “Ugh! Typical Ke$ha,” but then you to say yourself, “Wait a minute — typical Ke$ha is OFF DA HEEZY!!!!” followed by some pussy popping and twirling around the living room. The glittery dance-pop anthem is a shoe-in for heavy airplay and big digital downloads, although, just like “Die Young”, I worry that by releasing the most typically top forty tunes from Warrior, Ke$ha will remain a singles artist and be unable to shift a respectable number of albums.
We can only pray that the masses pick up Ke$ha’s latest pop masterpiece when it slays stores next week. Or perhaps the Kween will start off slow like Katy Perry, and then reel in all the haters, one by one, with radio-friendly hit after radio-friendly hit, until eventually she’s the #1 chick in the game.
Omg I just can’t. Kween$ha world domination is coming I can feel it :’(