Justin Timberlake Announces Musical Comeback With a Self-Indulgent Monologue, Remains Eternal Prince of Pop
2013 officially just became THE YEAR OF TIMBERLAKE, with Justin today announcing his long-awaited return to music following weeks of speculation and rumors.
The living legend is treating his comeback like the biggest musical event since MJ’s This Is It tour (which it is), hyping everybody up with a singular, attention-grabbing tweet, then following it up with the release of a Youtube teaser in which he gets his Lady GaGa on by babbling about being an artist or some shit.
Basically, he teased everyone just to release a teaser of a teaser, and got away with it because he’s Justin Timberlake.
When will your fave?
Billboard has been hinting at a JT comeback for a while now, but they finally put their money where their mouth is today by confirming through one of their presumably reliable sources that Mr. Justified will indeed drop a new album “sooner rather than later”.
Now for the bad news: there’s whispers that Justins new disc was helmed by yesterday’s news, Timbaland, and that my man’s also done a another collaboration with more of yesterday’s news, Beyonce.
Can’t win ‘em all, I guess.
By the way, when JT came to Sydney for his last tour, my seat was this special barstool thing that was part of the stage, and I got to slap Justin’s hand not once, but TWICE, and during the first slap his palm was super sweaty, so I basically had his sweat all over my hand, which to this very day still hasn’t been washed since.
That is all.