Jennifer Lopez bags Flo-Rida and GoonRock for new single “Goin’ In”

Forbes’ #1 celebrity of 2012 Jennifer Lopez is set to rule the charts again with another derivative wig-snatching smash. You hoes ready?

The hottest diva in the game has hooked up with radio staple Flo-rida and LMFAO hitmaker GoonRock for her next single “Goin’ In”, which is reportedly right around the corner.

Flo-Rida needs no introduction, while most of you should know GoonRock for featuring on “Party Rock Anthem” and for producing “Sexy & I Know It” and the defining ejaculation anthem “Champagne Showers”.

This is so perfect for JLo. The World’s Most Beautiful Woman is never going to change the face of music and nobody outside of Brazil will buy a full-length album from her, so she’s totally found her niche with these trashy Top Forty club songs.

Jenny’s already sucked RedOne dry, so I can’t wait to see what GoonRock will give her — anything even close to a JLo-fied “Champagne Showers” will leave me blind and incontinent for the rest of my life due to the complete and utter slayage it will cause.

In other news, “Dance Again” has now been certified Gold and just reached a new peak of No. 17 on the Hot 100 this week, mostly in part to a big sales boost from Jen’s American Idol performance. Hawt.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dermot-O-Gorman/665377508 Dermot O Gorman

    can she not carry a song by herself anymore?

  • pili

    GO JLO!

  • Jawon

    Nooooooo not ringtone master FloRida! Gosh that’s wack!

  • Dante

    “and nobody outside of Brazil will buy a full-length album from her”

    explain this.

  • Shaniqua

    I absolutely hate Flo Rida

  • Kevin

    It’s actually called Goin In and it comes out next week! She also did another song produced by Goon Rock and  written by Ryan Tedder called Clothes Off.

  • theprophetblog

     Thanks.

    I really need to start paying more attention when I do posts lmfao. I was distracted watching youtube videos…

  • http://twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke LUKE

    People in Brazil are mostly the inly people that still buy JLO albums???

  • animasaurus

    Not sure if I want tbh… J.Lo has caught that Madonna syndrome where you sound bored half of the time when you are singing your own song.

  • Newground990

    No talent hag

  • Guy001

     I love me some JLo. I wish Dance Again was a solo song without Pitbull. Papi was hot and had no feature yet it wasn’t played in the US radio but eventually went gold in the US.

    I hope Clothes Off and Goin In are hot. A title track like Goin In NEEDS a feature though. Just makes sense.

  • carlos

    I don’t dislike JLo, but for everyone she’s collaborating with I think she wants to make me. Pitbull, FloRida, LMFAO and RedOne (that’s basically doing the same stuff over and over again)? Does she want to become the Antichrist? Next single will be produced by David Gueta featuring Will.I.Am I guess. 

  • Shaniqua

    I wanted a solo single from her, it’s time gurl

  • nonminti

    suddenly remembered JLo and Ja Rule,good times…z z z z z z z z z z z z z.Looooved it.Ye for the new song,I’m always looking for any ‘dance’ from her,it can be on the floor,again,whatever,let’s just dance.

  • jas

    “the defining ejaculation anthem “Champagne Showers”.
    *DEAD*

  • http://twitter.com/ThatBoyLuke LUKE

    Don’t forget that she already was on that shitty Will I Am song.

  • Nicky

    God she makes the most awful music these days and collaborates on every song with the most awful people. Such a shame. *Listens to Waiting For Tonight and mourns the old JLo*