Forbes’ #1 celebrity of 2012 Jennifer Lopez is set to rule the charts again with another derivative wig-snatching smash. You hoes ready?
The hottest diva in the game has hooked up with radio staple Flo-rida and LMFAO hitmaker GoonRock for her next single “Goin’ In”, which is reportedly right around the corner.
Flo-Rida needs no introduction, while most of you should know GoonRock for featuring on “Party Rock Anthem” and for producing “Sexy & I Know It” and the defining ejaculation anthem “Champagne Showers”.
This is so perfect for JLo. The World’s Most Beautiful Woman is never going to change the face of music and nobody outside of Brazil will buy a full-length album from her, so she’s totally found her niche with these trashy Top Forty club songs.
Jenny’s already sucked RedOne dry, so I can’t wait to see what GoonRock will give her — anything even close to a JLo-fied “Champagne Showers” will leave me blind and incontinent for the rest of my life due to the complete and utter slayage it will cause.
In other news, “Dance Again” has now been certified Gold and just reached a new peak of No. 17 on the Hot 100 this week, mostly in part to a big sales boost from Jen’s American Idol performance. Hawt.