Girls Aloud unveil ‘Ten’ album cover, “Something New” music video and more…

I’m slayed by everything you’re about to read. I want to express my excitement through comical gifs, but if I did the post would become too cluttered. Fuck my life.

Anyhoo, Girls Aloud held a huge press conference in London today (pictured above) to announce all their official comeback plans. The flaw-free five all looked off the chain, with my fave Kweenberly snatching weaves with her bodacious body, Cheryl looking accessibly stylish with an outfit that every British woman can successfully emulate for a small piece of that glamorous Cheryl Cole lifestyle, and Sarah looking like a botoxed wag / porn star.

The artwork for their new greatest hits album Ten was unveiled, and it’s predictably breathtaking and amazing etc.

To help differentiate Ten from their last hits compilation, the deluxe edition of the album will contain a second disc filled with fan-picked tracks from the group’s entire back catalog. Yes people, that means that underrated anthems like “Graffiti My Soul”, “Memory of You”, and “Control of the Knife” could possibly make the cut for Ten!

The Leaders of the Pack also announced their official Ten tour for next year, but since I don’t live in the UK, I don’t give a fuck about it. For those of you who do, check out the dates on the group’s official website.

To top it all off, the group also premiered the music video for their fierce new single “Something New”. It’s hot, but it’s essentially just a glorified lyric video. It’s obvious that the girls together for 30 minutes in total, and then filmed the rest of their solo scenes separately whenever their individual schedules allowed it.

The fact that Girls Aloud phoned in the video for the biggest pop comeback of the year is disappointing, but I’m not surprised. These flawless new money chavs have always had cheap videos. At least it’s better than “Something Kinda Ooooh”.

“Something New” drops on November 18. Ten follows on November 26.

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  • http://twitter.com/ICONI3 ICONI3

    Aww thought it was a new album.

  • Pez

    “since I don’t live in the UK, I don’t give a fuck about it.”
    Speak for yourself proph, I might finally plan my Britain trip solely to coincide with one of the shows.

  • bitchola

    lol at Little Mix releasing their new video today too.

  • theprophetblog

    DEAD. Little Dix and The Shaturdays are irrelevant enough when Girls Aloud aren’t promoting. Now that The Leaders of the Pack are back, they need to just disband coz #no1curr.

    P.S. I love your display pic of the gorgeous stunning and talented legend Eunjung. <3

  • MrsTOP

    Although the video is simple, it exudes fierceness. The song is amazeballs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/David-Mondeel/671059869 David Mondeel

    During the press conference they sounded really keen on releasing an album afterwards, because they had lots of songs to record. Fingers crossed! And I am also planning a trip to London solely for that tour!

  • JonatanMejia.com

    OMG! I think I just became a Girls Aloud fan, only because of Nicola!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/lalo.delkastillo Lalo del Kastillo

    yeah, they now are the important ones but if all the sugababes members (i mean keisha mutya siobhan heidi amelle and jade) make a comeback Girls Aloud would be irrelevant

  • http://twitter.com/AdamN0Eve Adam Rysio

    Was Sarah always the “Posh Spice” of the group, ie never really singing that much?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172051246 James Smith III

    ” It’s obvious that the girls {GOT} together for 30 minutes in total”

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Nicola is Queen, idc.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    She does plenty of screeching though lol

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    when MKS drop I know they’re gonna shit on GA tbh because… they always did and they aren’t just phoning it in to cash in, Do love GA though but this Greatest hits album is so disappointing.

  • johnnybravo831

    Nicola OWNS this video!!!!

  • charlesrem

    Mutya Keisha Siobhan gonna release new music SOON. Get ready to get your wig off.

  • Gia

    You know what’s a hugely underrated Girls Aloud song? Life Got Cold. I really loved that back in the day, beautiful ballad. Sadly but totally expected, it didn’t make it on this greatest hits album.

  • gotgotgone

    Damn does it feel good to see all the girls back together and Nadine my fave looking immaculate as always. This is all such a tease cause its making me crave a whole new album from them. The video is actually better then 50% of the shit they call their videos. So excited they are giving us a second disc of fan faves, I am defiantly ordering this because i don’t own any girls aloud album even though I have them all. As for the tour looks like I’m going to be planning a trip to see my moms side of the family.

  • gotgotgone

    I agree I have been listening to girls aloud not stop for the past week because of my excitement and it definably is one of their best balleds. It should have been bigger then it was.

  • gotgotgone

    Btw I am so glad you mentioned Control of the Knife its one of my favorites from them.

  • SerferTJ

    Idk what the fuss was, I thought the video was HOT HOT HOT!!! Maybe its just became a GA fan like a year ago, so my expectations weren’t through the roof. They all look FIIIIIINNNEEE, and I got plenty of shots of Kimbra and Cheryl, so I’m satisfied!

    And thank you for introducing me to the amazing “Graffiti My Soul”!

  • SerferTJ

    DEAD at LittleDix!
    You can shade The Nobo-days till their pale all over, but you will NAWT shade Little Mix!

    I don’t stan for em, but I like em. They remind me of a MUCH lesser version of Girlicious 1.0 (LM is essentially Girlicious 0.1), and anything remotely resembling Girlicious deserves to be love by all!

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    I wouldn’t be surprised tbh… Cheryl is probably the hold up and since her album sales have been constantly falling it’s going to be more profitable to release a GA album than a Cheryl one for the label.

  • animasaurus

    WTF is Sarah’s face?!?! I love her but she looks scary now.

    I personally think “she” is GA’s most underrated song tbh… why the hell it was a b side when a song like “live in the country” made the album will always baffle me.

    The artwork is stunning ans I like the simplicity of the mv. Excited!

  • bitchola

    LMAO! I’ve heard Little Sloths but never Little Dix. Love it! I hope GA don’t flop and reclaim their crown as #1 UK girl group. They release their single one week after Little Dix.

    Haha thanks! Eunjung is a flawless kpop queen. No fabricated rice cake scandal could ever tarnish her reputation in my eyes.

  • RENEGADE

    @theprophetblog:disqus Are you doing a post about Kat DeLuna’s new video “Wild Girl” ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    A CERTIFIED GLOBAL #1

    CRAZY!

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Your bedroom doesn’t count as “global”.

  • KingBeaArthur

    My girls are back!!! So excited!

  • Beth

    I hope they keep it going, they are so much better together than alone! Love them!!!

  • Alex K

    Close to Love is my favorite GA song.

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    When were they No1 though… that was always Sugababes until “CF&SL”.

  • bitchola

    Since then. :P

    I don’t know if SB will be able to regain their #1 status once they come back. The only people that seem to care about their reunion is Popjustice. lol. I really like SB though so I hope they do well. AWDF is such an amazing album.

  • http://twitter.com/HyunAKnowles HyunA Knowles

    Love this soong! Been jamming to it since yesterday!

    “We’re the leaders of the pack!”

  • none

    after the flawlessness of nicolas last singles, this fales in comparison. I just want to hear more nicola….

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YN4GHCMAO22DHQEZAH6ZDVZ6YQ Blinkx

    I actually liked it. Its very fresh and different from what the Girls normally did in the past. Love the rapping and the adlibs they gave to Sarah & Nicola who have always been the underrated members. Now Cheryl, Kimberley and Nadine are giving them the chance to shine :-)