The Prophet Blog

[First Photos: Banana & LaQuinda]

She’s not due until February, but Beyonce is proving that the early bird gets the worm after welcoming two beautiful babies into the world this morning.

In a world exclusive, The Prophet Blog has the first photos of Jay & Beyonce’s gorgeous offspring, baby boy Banana Julez Carter and little girl LaQuinda Obama Dereon-Knowles, who were delivered earlier today in a private birth at Tina Knowles’ home in Texas.

“Bey was originally only planning to have one child, just so she’d having something to help out her album on the charts” a secret source going by the mystery moniker of ‘M. Williams’ exclusively revealed to The Prophet Blog. “But when she saw all the attention that Mariah Carey was getting for having twins, she decided to throw another baby into the mix at the last minute.”

“She’s never been happier, and she knows that this will do wonders for her career,” continued the source. “Bey wanted to make sure that one kid was fair-skinned to appeal to her white fans, and the other dark-skinned for the African-American demographic. She’s a savvy businesswoman and she knows what’s best for her children and her career, just like how Mathew knew what was best for her at a young age.“

And according to the source, Bey’s babies will definitely be taking after their multi-talented mother in the music department.

“The twins are very musical and Bey is certain that they will follow in her footsteps. Banana is booked to hit the recording studio with Max Martin next week, while LaQuinda already cut a track with Lil’ Wayne a few minutes after the birth. They really love singing, and Bey has even bought them a few Grammy Awards to celebrate.”

Despite only giving birth this morning, superwoman Beyonce has already gone right back to work. She’s currently preparing the release of the special motherhood edition of her latest album, 4, and filming the black & white video for the album’s lead single, “One Day (Now I Understand)”. The single was penned and produced by Bey, and co-written by Banana and LaQuinda, who are said to be taking after their mother in the songwriting department.

On top of music, Bey’s working on a tell-all interview with Barbara Walters, a big screen biopic about her pregnancy, a children’s TV show starring the twins, a kids clothing line, a cosmetics line for newborns, a baby fragrance, a live concert special, and a reality show titled Keeping up with the Knowles-Carters.

By the looks of things, we’ll be seeing a lot more of little Banana and LaQuinda over the coming months!