Ew, Why is Rihanna Releasing This Ratchetness?

Rihanna has released the Windows Paint artwork for her latest Unapologetic excretion, “Pour It Up”. The hip-hop stinker, which sounds like it was plucked straight off of a Gucci Mane mixtape made for the streets, serves as a dual single along with the ballad “Stay”. It recently crashed into the Hot 100 at No. 90, proving that homosexual hoodrats across America have been cashing in the iTunes gifts cards they stole over Christmas.

Why can’t Rihgina release “Jump” or that cute song about Chris Brown smashing her face to bits in the back of a Lexus instead? Not just because they’re the only good songs from Unapologetic, but also because they’re the only ones I can actually remember. The rest of that album sounds Lil’ B with a bad case of diarrhea.

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  • Sagb

    That’s my jam! Lol

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    I love how we were just talking last night about how genius she is as a business woman, but such an idiot as a performer, and then this news today. Looks like we were spot on! I’m guessing this will be a Top 20 for sure… Probably top 10… But honestly? This song? Lmfao at her right now… This is a ballsy move! I was expecting the ballad ‘Stay’. That one would’ve done wonders with her public image if performed well at the Grammys in a few weeks. Shame RiRi… The hit that could’ve been

  • http://twitter.com/paulsnyder90 PS Snyder

    Um. This isn’t really breaking news. lol It’s been kind of known for a little while now.

    Also..Stay is the “pop” single and being sent to all other formats. This is the Urban single. She will most likely perform Stay at the Grammys. Here is the single cover for Stay: which features Chris Brown: http://instagram.com/p/Uj6ZRYhM7-/

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    What? It’s gonna feature him??! God… I just can’t with her.
    Micky Ekko was soooo much better.

  • http://twitter.com/paulsnyder90 PS Snyder

    Lol. I can see how that could be confusing. Just the COVER has Chris on it. lol Mikky is still on the song.

  • Andrew

    idk but is there a competition between Rhena and Boyonce for the title of the biggest ratchet of the industry going on right now?

  • SerferTJ

    Well the kiddies these days are loving these basic bitches yapping over trap beats (see 2 Chainz, Future and ASAP Rocky) so I guess this is a good move for her now.

    At least this single actually deserves to be on the Billboard Hip-Hop/R&B charts.
    *side-eyes the f_ck out of whoever thought “Diamonds” was R&B*
    http://wa1.www.tv3.co.nz/Portals/0/Content/Shows/XFactor_USA/Season_2/britgifweirdface.gif

  • WTF

    This audio diarrhea is the type of jam that slum rat southern girls would get knocked up to in ’03

  • Legend X

    Lmao I’m crying at this post.The best part about all of this is that if these singles flop, she’lll have new music out in 6-7 months time.

  • Kris

    Jump is one of the worst songs from the album. She already released one horrid song from that album, I hope she abstains from releasing any of the other three travesties (Loveeeeeee Song, Nobody’s Business, and Jump). Everything else is great and is fair game for singles.

  • DaddyYankee

    I love your shade, but I love this song! Strip clubs and dollar billlllls

  • KENNY G

    i actually like the song its the birthday cake of the new era

  • http://www.facebook.com/tanay.tiwary Tanay Tiwary

    I just can’t with this flop album

    *Goes back to singing S&M*

  • http://www.facebook.com/tanay.tiwary Tanay Tiwary

    Lol dead at that gif

  • Rihganja

    If cb doesn’t knock this bitch up in the next 6 months you can expect her to phone in her contribution for her new album by late summer.

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Beyonce will take the crown… Bey is a billion times better performer… But I’ll agree with the general consensus … She’s shady. Ri may be a piece of ratchet trash… BUT… She owns it. Credit to her for that.

  • Lyriqueizmuziq

    This is my CUT! Still gat my monieee…

  • TLo

    save the best for the last! #Jump

  • gotgotgone

    I’m just glad she didn’t release Right Now. I hope radio gives Stay a chance it is a really beautiful song and one of RIhanna’s best vocal performances. As for Pour it up I love it because its so ratchet. I am getting sick of people saying Unapologetic is filled with Ratchet hip hop songs when there are only about 3-4 songs like that.

  • steve madden

    The artwork for stay features chris brown

  • steve madden

    Yes all it needs is a chris brown feature it will definetly be the new bithday cake

  • Andrew

    yeah, just like she was supposed to snatch the crow with 4 lol
    you know why JT was in such a hurry to release his single first? soon everyone will be bored with this smooth, bland sound (and Adele aka the real queen is coming too)

  • bobs

    I like this album, but I’m starting to hate her. She’s a hooka. Both singles will be huge tho. Pour it Up is already big on urban radio, and it is her apologia for Diamonds dominating the re-tooled R&B chart for months. Why did they do that?

  • Andi

    Why all the hate? Yeah, it’s a ratchet mess, but it’s a good song to pop your pussy to. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a good pussy poppin’ jam.a

  • KB

    Let’s not act like “Jump” would be a hit

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    I was actually referring to Bey as the bigger ratchet…

  • EdwarD_BlacK13

    #WAKEupBAKEuP #HERATCHET ;) @twitter-163239321:disqus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfT40pcmBkU “Swisher Sweet, Cig-A-Rello; I Don’t Know What Goooooes.” :/ ha ha

  • http://twitter.com/JdotShanel jas.

    Um Loveeeeeee Song is good too. Yea Pour It Up sounds like Juicy J’s Bands part 2…no nutritional value but it gets under ur skin when u start drinkingor stuck in traffic lol *turns it up and starts twirkin*

  • http://ohdenny.com ohdenny

    Right Now and Nobody’s Business are the only two bearable songs.

  • http://twitter.com/EddieLeggett Ed Leggett

    Should release Jump or Right Now. Would be massive. Stay is nice though.

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    The absolutely nausea-inducing fact is that it probably would be. For god knows what reason, Rihanna seems to have a a knack for making shit fly to the top 10.

  • Faithz

    Rihanna decided that if Beyonce could release this ,,,,single then Why Not.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGc9n6BiWXA

  • Faithz

    I mean everybody and their pet is shaking in their booths
    because it has been drilled into our mind set that this year
    of 2013 belongs to beyonce and pepsi anyway.

  • Faithz

    But let the party began you only get as good as you give
    and often times many of the artist or held back to lift others up
    and perhaps many of the artist are feeling the beyonce beat down,,,,lol Now everybody know better than that because nobody is afraid of BEYONCE AND HER MACHINE.

  • Faithz

    @Prophet while i do agree with you all the way
    on your article, and I have said it before PROPHET I Love reading your Articles you are such a hands on Writers and very good in your Beautiful Writing Skills, I always Enjoy Visiting your site and taking up for Rihanna and making people Sick,,,,Smiles.

  • Faithz

    Speaking of how the covers look and this music if people will fall for lil wayne, jaz, nicki then why not Rihanna.

  • KB

    ALAS!!
    but it’d be a huge flop internationally

  • Faithz

    Rih is still a work in progress and she does the best she can i mean after all if she is looking at those who came before her who’s been doing good and it’s hard to compete with the likes of Beyonce, Pink and Xtina since they are all talented and the thing about Rih is she embraces the song and she do not back away from the challenges of life like can sing dance and do it on a grand scale like the others but Rih can still get it up so to say.

  • Faithz

    She no doubt released this number because she know that Beyonce one of Her many admirers released Freakum Dress and Hey why not throw this joint out there to.

  • Faithz

    Rihanna says that if you can’t beat them then
    join them. And who will ever forget B and Gaga
    Epic Joint “Telephone”.

  • Faithz

    Yep Beyonce always does that is why Bey has 17 Grammy and have not presented enough Music to add up to that many, like Whitney, celine, barbara, Cher, Diana, Patti, Celine, You’d think all of them would have more Grammys are just as many,,as Beyonce has you know, Just saying.

  • Faithz

    Excuse Me Music Prophet.

  • Faithz

    Yep Look at how well Justin Biebers has done in his short time in the Industry. And Rihanna has done well also and shes not a Belter who sings like many others. But there are many who can sing far better then Rih and many are not doing anything with all the talent and the best dance moves in the Business.

  • Faithz

    It seem that it is hard to judge how the buying Public is going
    to like any certain song until they hear it and decides if they do or don’t like a song.

  • Faithz

    Yep

  • Faithz

    So what check out how many time some have remixed
    and dropped music, check out acharts and it will show you how
    many who have dropped less albums then Rih has but have still dropped just as many albums by remixes.

  • Faithz

    But that is what working girls do.

  • Faithz

    We never know though how the public is going to act,
    over any song until it drop.