Rihanna has released the Windows Paint artwork for her latest Unapologetic excretion, “Pour It Up”. The hip-hop stinker, which sounds like it was plucked straight off of a Gucci Mane mixtape made for the streets, serves as a dual single along with the ballad “Stay”. It recently crashed into the Hot 100 at No. 90, proving that homosexual hoodrats across America have been cashing in the iTunes gifts cards they stole over Christmas.
Why can’t Rihgina release “Jump” or that cute song about Chris Brown smashing her face to bits in the back of a Lexus instead? Not just because they’re the only good songs from Unapologetic, but also because they’re the only ones I can actually remember. The rest of that album sounds Lil’ B with a bad case of diarrhea.