Christina Aguilera’s comeback confirmed for early August

Have you been wondering what the fuck is going on with Christina Aguilera‘s pop career? Last we heard, she was meant to drop a single called “Love Your Body” or something, right around the time that season 2 of The Voice hit screens. Obviously that never happened, but now we’ve got some solid deets on Aggie’s comeback, courtesy of Billboard.

Homegirl’s new single is apparently an as-yet-untitled Max Martin “club banger” with a chorus that’s built around the flawless line, “All I want to do is what you wanted.”

Aggie’s also apparently collaborated with her Voice co-stars Cee Lo Green and Blake Shelton for her upcoming album, which is 74% guaranteed to be better than Bionic.

Billboard cites a mystery source for this information, who we all know was Matt Rutler whispering into a gold-plated vintage telephone receiver in the foyer of Aggie’s mansion as she stood next to him with her arms folded across her plastic chest, sternly tapping the right heel of her Louboutins on her foyer’s marble floor while focusing intensely on Rutler’s every word as he read aloud from the script she had prepared for him.

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  • http://twitter.com/TylerAustinFox Tyler Fox

    MY QUEEN IS GOING TO SLAYYYYY! I am so excited I cannot contain myself.

  • Licky Licky

    “…who we all know
    was Matt Rutler whispering into a gold-plated vintage telephone receiver
    in the foyer of Aggie’s mansion as she stood next to him with her arms
    folded across her plastic chest, sternly tapping the right heel of her
    Louboutins on her foyer’s marble floor while focusing intensely on
    Rutler’s every word as he read aloud from the script she had prepared
    for him…”

    omg this made my day lol. You’re funny as hell Proph =))

  • http://twitter.com/Nayefalm XMXAXNX

    OMGGGGG! xtina is my ultimate fave and her voice with max martins beats i cant wait ! proph do u like xtina?

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    YES she is gonna SLAY, tbh as long as the album is good I’m not too fussed about sales as long as she promotes it and gets it at lest Gold :D I’m not surprised there’s gonna be some club bangers, it’s price we have to pay for a comeback but I know they’ll be better than any shit the basic bitches are dropping and her album will have loads of meaningful stuff to ^_^ can’t wait.

    P.S LOL at the Christina / Matt thing…

    P.P.S Xtina better be hitting that treadmill in preparation, you know how shallow the public are SMH.

  • http://twitter.com/AlbertFuentes Albert Fuentes

    Yay! so excited! and I’m laughing so hard at your last paragraph! You kill me, Proph!! you’re the best :D

  • http://twitter.com/bomitoni Joseph Valenzuela

    ‘Bionic’ is fabulous! Leave it alone! It’s up there w/ Donna Summer’s ‘Mistaken Identity’ and Diana Ross’s ‘Working Overtime’!

  • christinastherealtalent

    Christina is going to slay all your faves. At least her comeback isn’t half assed like britneys was with Circus.

  • Tom

    from the script.
    I could picture that, ahahaha
    Still love my girl, 100% behind her as always

  • IDGAF

    Is Ms. Piggy still trying…maybe her a C-error should do a duet called “Fail”

  • candycoatedman

    SlayTina is here so you better tell your faves to hide! Perfectina + Max Martin a.k.a the cuttest man on earth = a number one hit for sure!

  • candycoatedman

    SlayTina is here so you better tell your faves to hide! Perfectina+Max Martin aka The cuttest man on earth = a number one hit for sure!

  • SerferTJ

    The LordT done answeredT my prayers..T!!! OhMiGod I’m soooooo prepared to go into full X-Tina stan mode!!! I WILL FIGHT YHU AWWWLLLL!!!! lol
    http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyfzyvHQC1qix84s.gif

  • Bleahim

    YES!!! My wish has been granted! :D :D :D :D :D

  • themusicprophet

    This post is flawless Proph!

  • themusicprophet

    Bionic was fantastic though.. The track listing was bloated for sure … But there were some legit songs on that lp

  • Sophie

    I definitely hope it’s a hit for her. I love me a good power-pop diva and she’s had her Glitter and now it’s time for her Emancipation of XtiXi hope she’s hungry for it!

  • http://twitter.com/lalodelkastillo lalo del kastillo

    cant waaait!!! BIONIC for me was her best album!!! i just do not know why it flopped? hope this time around she slays!!!

  • http://twitter.com/ericyumyum I’m with Beyonce

    YES! love max martin. can’t see what they cook up tbh.

  • WooHoo

    Just wait and find out her comeback. I hope her comeback will be stronger than ever

  • Augustina

    I think Proph is Xtina’s fan lolzz

  • Cynical

    It’s not going to work. Should’ve got it out in 2011!

  • http://twitter.com/IsmanKamarul Kamarul Isman

    It still sold more than your faves…

  • http://twitter.com/HyunAKnowles HyunA Knowles

    YASSSSSSSS!!!!!! Gimmie dat Woohoo Pt. 2

  • justemry

    Chrissy better not be playing around this time. I’ma summon the spirits for a slaughterhouse comeback for her. *runs off with candles and a rosary with the intro to “Woohoo” playing in the background*

  • http://twitter.com/SirLordJ Jeff

    Hopefully her music doesn’t sound dated and she isn’t overly sexual. Those things just aren’t working for her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Trevor-Szuba-Schneider/100000290157462 Trevor Szuba-Schneider

    oh my goodness. i had to try very hard to not spit out my mouth wash from wanting to laugh by reading this entry.

  • Whored

    ur life called FAIL

  • Jazzy

    Yes, she is talented and i cant wait for the true pop

  • Mr.Google

    She will SLAYYYYYYYYY hater’s faces

  • XOXTINA

    KE$HA AND CHRISTINA, SNATCH YOUR GLITTERY HAIR AND RED LIPS STICK. LET’S SEE WHO OWNS THE THRONE. ps: my vote is for the voice of ALL generation of course

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jawon-Palacios/100001497130995 Jawon Palacios

    Plz someone tell this bitch to edit her song selection choice and cut some of the fillers out. She obviously doesn’t understand sometimes to much is just her doing the most. She bloats the hell out her albums and the gems get lost. Give me a 12, deluxe 15 album cuts. Not a 21-25 songs on an album.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jawon-Palacios/100001497130995 Jawon Palacios

    Minus Nicki right!?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/DWNU27DLBR6A2T7W6TGGWZBMRE Jared

    I love her and I hope the album is as fun and exciting as Bionic. I was afraid she was going to become a snoozefest, Christina is known as the fearless vocalist.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    It was ok, I wouldn’t say fantastic, definitely not as bad as it was made out to be though.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    +some Azealia? :D