Christina Aguilera’s ‘Bionic’ not due until July… or beyond!

With March now more than halfway through and no lead single in site it was looking less likely by the day that we would be receiving Christina Aguilera’s highly-anticipated fourth album Bionic in April as previously scheduled, and now Rolling Stone magazine have confirmed the news in a new Spring music feature in which they’ve listed Bionic’s release date under the category “July and Beyond.”
I know I know, this news has you scanning your surroundings for sharp objects and tall buildings as you contemplate the quickest possible way to commit suicide, but look on the bright side – the more time she spends perfecting the album the better it will be.
I mean just think about Back to Basics. That album took her four years to make and look how great that turned out… Oh wait… Uh, forget I said anything!
*swan dives out of nearest window*

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