Christina Aguilera’s angelic Billboard cover owns your life

Christina Aguilera may sing about having anonymous sex with a dude whose name she doesn’t even know on her #hawt new single “Your Body”, but the shady songstress looks like an innocent angel bathing in the glow of Beyawnce’s battery-powered halo on the cover of Billboard magazine’s next issue.

Billboard promises to provide an exclusive first-look at curvy Christina’s upcoming opus Lotus, which will be mixed in with a lengthy article about her return from the musical grave.

In case you missed it, click here to check out my review of Aggie’s comeback smash “Your Body”.

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  • Cactass

    YAAAASSSSSSSSSSS ALONG WITH BEING THE VOICE OF HER GENERATION SHE ALSO CARRIES THE TITLE FOR FISHIEST DRAG QUEEN ALIVE! LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dermot-O-Gorman/665377508 Dermot O Gorman

    love her but i still think she looks better thinner the weight does nothing for her

  • Markymark

    I love the fact that she doesn’t care what people think about her weight. Her confidence is so sexy! As long as she’s making music and saying true to herself who cares what she weighs. Why does it matter? She rocks curves flawlessly and I think it suits her so well.

  • theprophetblog

    I love her weight gain actually. She really rocks it with so much confidence that she makes it work. It’s not like she’s huge or anything anyway. Usually weight gain doesn’t suit pop stars, but I think because Christina owns it so boldly that she pulls it off. I actually don’t wanna see her get skinny again (unless it’s what she wants).

  • http://www.facebook.com/camui.xu Camui Xu

    looks like Adele

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    Totally agree! I love this voluptuous Xtina. As we all know (well if you even remember me) I’m a Gaga fan, and Gaga’s weight gain has been not cute but mostly because she’s carrying on wearing her teeny stage outfits and it’s just not okay! But Legendtina’s actually dressing classily (ish) for her size, and I love it. All hail the kween!

  • iAMAwesome

    LOL No

  • SerferTJ

    Art thou non-believers prepared to repent for thine sins now? The Lord CHRISTina, who flopped for our sins many years ago, is coming back to rescue the world from our trials and tribulations!
    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ml5pTdCs1r9imtoo1_250.gif

    For those of you who have not converted yet, please join me in communion as we break bread that represents the voluptuous body of CHRISTina, and we drink the vodka which represent the fucks that CHRISTina no longer has to give about haters nor the basic broads they stan for.

    *Plays “THE VOICE Within” in the background*
    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_manid7kD9z1qbuhh5o1_250.gif

  • Iceberg

    DEAD!

  • maliboomer88

    this. everyday. all day. forever.

  • leesigh3

    Interested to hear what you think of RaNia’s comeback track. Apparently Papa YG was involved, though I’m not sure if he just let them use his name or if he actually spent time with them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    meanwhile, Beyawnce is preparing to pull out her next single entitiled “My Booty” for her up and coming album “Orchid”.

  • Kimora

    All HAIL THE KWEEEENNNN!!!! XOXOXOX

  • AOI

    Tell my family that I love them, and the jerk of my ex that I cheated *first*, ’cause I’M DEAD !!

  • Nicole

    I LOVE This!

  • Fai

    YAAS; I am loving it! The video also looks like it’ll be a SMASH! And song is doing well on radio! First performance has been hinted at on The Voice over the next week.

    Resurrection of CHRISTina!

  • theprophetblog

    lmao. That’s from my flaw-free Beyonce parody account, @beyoncetruestar

  • Britney Lover

    So ready for ‘Lotus’ right now!!!!! Love me some X-tina!

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    I know Proph. I was the one that you were tweeting with about duet with Blue Ivy, song entitled Summertime Madness for her 21 octave vocal range and 73 grammys. love it when you let your inner Beyonce out, Proph!

  • MR589107

    Oh look another Beyonce reference. Proph.. Admit it dude. You are OBSESSED with Beyonce and honestly it’s becoming annoying AF!

    You are just as bad as her crazy ass stan’s who bring up her name when the topic of discussion has absolutely shit to do with her.

  • ANA LANE

    she looks stunning <3

  • jasonboyouh

    Christina is copying Adele looks

  • DRB

    Shall we see many for face shots for this era?

  • Hoochie

    This comment is perfection! <3

  • GGG

    CHRISTINA SAMPLES M83′S MIDNIGHT CITY ON NEW ALBUM SOURCE BILLBOARD

  • http://twitter.com/FauxKingLuke Luke

    Beautiful?