Christina Aguilera readies dirrty music video for comeback single “Your Body”

Grab your oxygen masks: the triumphant return of Christina Aguilera is almost upon us.

Aggie’s currently in the process of casting the music video for her comeback single, “Your Body”. By the sound of things, Queentina’s looking to get dirrty again, putting out a casting notice to find “hot guys, rough and rugged, preferably have tattoos [who] look like they could live in a trailer park.”

The video is currently scheduled to be shot on the 16th and 17th of this month, and fans are speculating that the song will be released in September to coincide with the third season The Voice, which premieres September 10.

Most of you will remember rumors from earlier this year that Aggie’s comeback single would be titled “Fuck Your Body” (which a clean version called “Love Your Body”). Here’s hoping that “Your Body” is more “Dirrty” than it is “Not Myself Tonight”.

Let’s all pit Aggie against Mariah this era. Two insane pop divas who hate each other trying to make comebacks after releasing flop albums.

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  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    Haha well Floptina would be hard-pressed to do any worse than “Not Getting a Hit Tonight” after all her The Voice media attention.

  • http://www.facebook.com/akie.koizora Akie Bertekad Cemerlang

    Christina and I have a very weird relationship. I hate her so much during the Christina VS Britney era coz we all know how my life is destined to be revolved aropund Godney the Holy Spearit. But then Xtina went flop and then she appeared in The Voice and she started being nice to Godney and all over sudden I like her a little bit. I think Bionic is not a complete cluster fuck like Flop This Way. I mean, I adore You Lost Me.

    Really excited to see her come back. The Voice is a strong promotional stage for her. I think she will do better this time compare to Bionic.

    When it comes to Mariah VS Xtina, Lord knows how much souls will be completed just by seeing these two mad divas dissed each other on their TV shows.

  • Praque Jones

    LMAO @ Aggie’s gif, hyung… DAEBAKKK!!!! And who’s Mariah? I don’t care! I come here for Aggisus! muahahaha

  • Synchorotical

    pfft. seriously? floptina is so yesterday. and maybe let’s try to welcome her with positivity this time.

  • Steveroni

    I’m drunk right now. I don’t know what to even say to this post except that I don’t find that pic of Christina attractive at all.

  • UncleFan

    Hmmmm… I’m not worried about whether the song is any good… just wondering if she’ll be sober enough to sing it! I’m not one of the “Floptina” bashers, but I’ll never forgive her for singing the National Anthem drunk.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dermot-O-Gorman/665377508 Dermot O Gorman

    in that gif is that when she saw a piece of cake

  • http://twitter.com/DarkKard4 Sunny

    excited for floptina comeback. her last era was entertaining to make fun of.

  • dany.p

    Reading that casting call, i’m already bored :yawn:

  • http://twitter.com/HyunAKnowles HyunA Knowles

    I NEED THIS SONG IN MAH LIFE!

  • SerferTJ

    After being thoroughly disappointed with P!nk and Mariah’s shitty comeback tracks, I can’t wait for X-Tina to SMASH with this new single! ^_^

    “Let us not forget…WHO OWNS THE THRONE”

  • DirtyNastyNaughtyBitchXtina

    “the ‘triumphant’ return of Christina Aguilera is almost upon us.” – mm hmm I seen what u did there Proph. Shady ass! lmfao.

  • http://safaripoet.blogspot.com/ Petra @ Safari Poet

    Can’t wait! I’ve been looking forward to her next album for a while. Glad it’s finally happening.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    Mariah’s released flop albumS, Xtina has released A flop album haha

    Agree with you on the “Dirrty”/”NMT” thing though, she needs to have it all on lock with this single, so happy to have LEGENDtina back :D

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    LOL at you calling her a flop when she’s outsold 90% of ya faves.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    your fave is so yesterday, Xtina has the talent to be eternal.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    hahaha your fave is still hard pressed at trying to catch up to Xtina’s sales, stay mad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lucaswoodstock Lucas Oliveira Dantas

    in what concerns to me mariah and xtina both can flop their lives away. annoying bitches.

  • B

    She’ll flop. She’s over. It will be hilarious to see her trying to be her old “Dirrty” self in the music video considering she’s still a fat mess as she didn’t even bother to lose the weight.

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Honestly people are over Christina’s “dirrty” music. ‘Not Myself Tonight’ flopped … I hope she remembers that. She has one of the greatest voices of the past 20 years… I hope she serves up some more BACK TO BASICS realness, something worthy of respect. Otherwise vocalists like Adele are gonna erase her… She can’t afford another ‘Bionic’…

  • http://twitter.com/themusicprophet The Music Prophet

    Btw… I hate that I’m going to say this because the little war that erupted after the release of this video pissed me off! BUT… In that gif she totally looks like GaGawful.

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    “loyel fans ty 4 not büying bi~on~ic. our plan werkd. THE ALBUM FLOPPED! ALSO ty for boycotin not gettin a hit tonite. it barly reachd the t0p 30 thanks to yoü!”

    Need I say more?

  • DirtyNastyNaughtyBitchXtina

    I’m so fucking excited for this song but then i had to stop and realized that she didn’t lose her weight yet and gonna make me fucking throw up if I saw her rolls in the video.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    curvy girls can be hot you know, better than seeing a bag of bones like Gaga try and dance badly lol

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    UM… am I supposed to care? “Bionic” was an ok, brilliant in places album while “BTW” was a total clusterfuck of trash that happened to sell more. Besides if Xtina had actually bothered to promote it past the first 3 weeks in the US or AT ALL outside the US it wouldn’t have been such a flop, “Burlesque” soundtrack already outsold it and the movie was a hit… Call me when Gaga has caught up to Xtina’s album sales, Makes a song that is actually good and doesn’t include something repeated 30 times and doesn’t need to jack some other artist in her look/sound/tactics :)

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    Dunkar. Pressed.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    LOL “pressed” the pressed persons usual response.

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    You gotta admit it’s pretty floppy to pull out album sale figures between Floptina and Godga because in comparison (considering annual album sales and downloads blah blah) The Fame & TFM probably sold more than Xtina’s first albums. Anyway we both really need to do more with our lives than bicker on this blog non-stop. It’s not like I don’t like Xtina, Back to Basic’s was flaw-free, but Bionic was unreasonably bad. Hopefully she has all that out of a system and delivers with whatever badboy she’s got incoming.

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    p.s. That’s the most common complaint about Born This Way, that it was a “clusterfuck”. Um how is having “too much” a bad thing? It was an extremely ambitious album and I reckoned it delivers. It has coherent themes and messages, and doesn’t need to run as smoothly as Confessions on a Dance Floor which I couldn’t stand how it was all mixed into one big drone. (though obvz has SOME gems)

  • mybiasbeatsyourbias

    So ready for this shit to happen. Like september can’t come any slower.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    omg… you have me ROFL… as if any of Gaga’s albums have sold as many copies as “Christina Aguilera” or “Stripped”… “TF” is her highest selling album and it sold 8m even though she likes to pretend the shipments of 10m count… The fact is she is not selling huge amounts for a “top” artist, she isn’t selling significantly more than anyone in that category…

    As for the whole clusterfuck thing it wasn’t the problem that there was so much (although it contributed) it was that there was so much crap…
    The fact that Gaga says this is the “album of a generation” or some crap does not make it extremely ambitious… how is an album of lame dance / pop / wannabe rock songs extremely ambitious? If you want an extremely ambitious album I suggest you go look up Bjork’s “Biophilia” or something.

    That’s what makes me laugh at Gaga stans, She could shit on a dish and you would all say it was some amazingly ambitious groundbreaking original pro gay gift from the Gods, Get a grip…

    I don’t want to be mean but…

  • http://www.joey-nation.blogspot.com/ Joey

    I obviously meant their sales “relatively”, comparing the digital era blah blah, just forgot to write that part. I don’t like Bjork very much, though she obviously is very gifted creatively and she has her stans. But it’s not like Gaga would have had any success if she did anything those lines, she had a fine line of creating something that was creative while keeping it within a mainstream realm. She was, and always will be, in a tricky position where it’ll be practically impossible to avoid criticism.

  • http://twitter.com/StopItLuke Luke

    I’m not saying Gaga has to do anything like what Bjork does to be ambitious/creative, you can do that in most genres but Bjork had a theme (music/nature), did tons of research, invented instruments for the project, created apps that have never been done before etc, that is ambitious and creative, What Gaga did is neither… she created a standard pop album with standard pop songs, that is generally what most pop artists do.
    There is no point comparing digital era with eras past when it’s been proven by Adele that if people like your music enough it’s still possible to push those numbers, the fact us that Gaga’s music isn’t THAT appealing. She’s successful but she’s also not that adventurous, most of her music is the same kind of sound on all her albums, the reason Xtina’s sales fluctuate is because as an artist she tries something new on all her albums which is obviously going to appeal to more or less people at any given time depending on the style but the fact she takes that risk is something great.
    If Gaga makes good music I will say so, some of her “TF” stuff is really good, I can say her music is good (if it is) without having to be a fan of hers, I just don’t think it is… It’s generic, When Madonna last actually cared about an album (Confessions… ) It was better than Gaga’s in sales and critical acclaim, Gaga can be really good but she’s too stuck on trying to SEEM creative / original / ground breaking when anybody that isn’t her stan can see she is none of those at the moment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/memz.herfer Memo Memz

    BTW launched for Top 10 singles and Bionic only a Top 30 hit. BTW sold 6 million copies and Bionic less than a million… I love them both, but we gotta face Christina’s flopped.

  • http://www.facebook.com/memz.herfer Memo Memz

    Eres demasiado peluquera para ser real.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jasongraz Jason Graziano

    The only reason Bionic flopped is because RCA didn’t market it properly.